Friday/13th. What kind of bad luck can I expect when I head out tonight?

[crim son]

Last weekend it was the full moon and I was treated to some dirty dancing. Tonight? Any thoughts? The bare bones plan is to meet a girlfriend to discuss her boyfriend and his issues; then I meet with a male friend (only) and try to find him a woman. What can possibly go wrong? Bwahahahahahahah! :evilfrown:

[Phillycat]

1. Well, I think just introduce the one to the other and call it a night.

:D

[crim son]

2. I've done that. No click. High maintenance woman who likes to vacation

on expensive small islands meets man who is in the middle of declaring bankruptcy. It would be cruel for both of them!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. I don't believe in that crap.

You should totally hope for another random lap dance though.

[crim son]

4. Well, yeah, that goes without saying!

But I don't know if I'm destined to make it out of the more sedate bar this evening... nah, I'll make it a point. I don't know - I find myselflf expecing the worst i.e. I get the dance, but it's not young & lithe but rather heavier and bemustached. Not that there's anything wrong with that. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. And wearing a mullet and flannel.

:rofl:

[crim son]

7. I'll be sure to keep you posted.

Because I know you live vicariously. Snort. :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Pfft.

You're just jealous your not part of the Lesbian Mafia apple-picking excursion.

[cobalt1999]

6. very dangerous night.

First, Look out for a UFO to abduct you girlfriend returning her in the morning with her memory erased and sore from an anal probe.

Second, A female Big Foot will probably take a shine to your male friend and carry him off.

As you carefully make you way back home, avoiding all the black cats and sidewalks under ladders the entire way, you'll fall asleep and wake up only to repeat the entire day over again. Wait, that last one might be for groundhogs day.

Enjoy your evening.

[crim son]

8. So you're saying I should bring cab fare,

just in case?