"See back for how to enjoy"

[Mutley]

I must be Told how to eat my nachos?

:shrug:

[MrCoffee]

1. if you don't do it right, you won't enjoy it

[Mutley]

6. I thought I knew how I like my nachos

Apparently Wawa doesn't agree.

:P

[LaraMN]

2. I have been injured by nachos.

Those tostitos "scoops" ripped up the roof of my mouth.

:nopity: :P

[MrCoffee]

4. you weren't enjoying them right.

[LaraMN]

11. And it was NOT "so wrong it was right," either.

Chip-making sadists. That's what those Tostito people are.

[MrCoffee]

15. It's Frito-Lay, cut them some slack. Their kids are all smackheads.

[Mutley]

8. Only you...

:rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

38. Wuz

Real Mexicans use pieces of mesquite bark for scooping dip, ripped with bare fingernails.

Or so I read somewhere in Life magazine, Vogue, or some other reputable source.

:yoiks:

[GOPisEvil]

3. Cheese on top of the chips, jalapenos on top of the cheese.

You can't just go enjoying nachos all willy-nilly.

[Mutley]

10. Well, the jalapenos are already in the salsa

So, what do I do now?

[GOPisEvil]

13. Ooooh...the combination cheese/salsa/jalapenos...

No wonder there are instructions. That's working without a net.

[Mutley]

16. Well, the salsa sucks.

Very watery.

Maybe I should just pick out the jalapenos.

:P

[GOPisEvil]

19. Life is too short for watery salsa.

:puke:

[Mutley]

23. Indeed.

I've now picked out the jalapenos and mixed them In the cheese.

:D

[GOPisEvil]

26. Mmmmm...jalapenos and liquid cheese product...

:9

[Mutley]

29. I've completely blown off my instructions, though.

You think they're comin' to get me?

:scared:

[GOPisEvil]

30. Oh no! Not the nacho police!!

The CIA uses THEM as a training ground for their torture techniques. :scared:

[Mutley]

35. Damn, I'm in deep shit.

:o

Make sure my family knows what happened to me. :cry:

[Xipe Totec]

46. Don't worry, you can be saved

go to your nearest Vietnamese restaurant, and ask them for some fresh Thai peppers. Cut them into small rounds, and sprinkle them generously.

Do not go to a Thai restaurant, they'll just give you fresh Jalapeño peppers.

:hide:

[Mutley]

50. I'm all confused

:silly: :cry:


:P

[Xipe Totec]

51. Simple, really

Vietnamese love Thai peppers because they're blindingly hot.

Thai love Jalapeño peppers; hot, but not too hot.

Mexicans export Jalapeños to Thailand, and buy Genetically modified Texas A&M Jalapeños with no heat

Americans but bell peppers from Mexico, call them Jalapeños, and put them in watery salsa.

[Mutley]

53. So, that's what I'm eating.

Bell peppers, eh?

I'm just a lousy American.

:P

[Xipe Totec]

55. American, yes

Lousy? not even close! :loveya:

[Mutley]

57. ...

:hug:

:loveya: too.

[Kutjara]

5. Can't be too careful.

I also love the packaging for products like cereal or soup that show the stuff in a bowl, with "serving suggestion" printed next to it. Thanks for that guys, I was just about to open my pants and pour it all over my genitals until you showed me a better way!

My favorite by far, however, is the warning on the Superman Halloween costume from a few years back: "Caution: costume does not enable flight." Whew, glad I read that before I threw my toddler off the roof.

How stupid do they think we are? More importantly, how stupid are we?

[Mutley]

14. "Caution: costume does not enable flight."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[calico1]

7. Also remember...

the plastic bag is not a toy. Don't put it over your head. :D

[BarenakedLady]

12. Darn it

There goes my plans for the evening.

[MrCoffee]

21. you could always go for a scenic drive in the country...

[BarenakedLady]

27. Beware

of moose eating your car? :shrug:

[Mutley]

17. Too late for that.

:7

[bridgit]

9. yes dear, that would appear to be the case...

:rofl:

[Mutley]

18. What if I don't do it the way they tell me to?

:scared:

[bridgit]

22. "You are part of a rebel alliance and a traitor."

fuck Darth Vader anyhow :rofl:

[Mutley]

24. "No, these are peaceful nachos, you can't kill them all!"

:D

[bridgit]

28. then you are to savor them yes...

:9

[Mutley]

31. They are being savored.

They'd only be savored more if it were cheddar and not liquid cheese product.

:D

[bridgit]

34. hee...

:pals:

[Briarius]

20. This would make an excellent t-shirt...

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

25. I'm stealing that idea from you

:thumbsup:


:evilgrin:

[Briarius]

44. ok, but what goes on the back?

:D

[Mutley]

45. The same thing that's on the front.

Then I can tell who the stupid people are without having to talk to them.

:P

[Briarius]

48. how would you ever get anywhere?

you'd always be orbited by stupid people!

:rofl:

[Mutley]

52. My gravity would have to pull some

asteroids in and knock a few of 'em out of the way.

:D

[Kutjara]

32. A few more, for your amusement and horror:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts"

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

[Mutley]

37. "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

So, it's okay to try and stop it with my head?

:shrug:

[Kutjara]

43. Apparently so.

I'm still boggling over the fact that a sufficiently large number of people tried to stop the chainsaw with their genitals that the company felt a warning was necessary. "Well, I'm done cutting down trees for the day. Guess I'll just lob my dick in the whirling blades and head back home."

[Mutley]

47. !!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[calico1]

54. Or your tongue I suppose.

:rofl:

[Mutley]

58. Would my butt be considered genitals?

'Cause that sounds fun.

:P

[Xipe Totec]

33. In a fancy restaurant they're called Ignacios

Nacho is just a vulgar nickname.

[Mutley]

39. That's what we do here

Can't have no nothin' soundin' "ethnic." That'd be traitorous!

:patriot:

[ThomCat]

36. This is a corporate world. You don't know anything

until a corporation tells you. You don't have any preferences until a corporation tells you what they are.

Didn't you get the memo? :P

[Mutley]

42. I must've been absent that day

:D

[ThomCat]

49. Good for you. Skipping school is good for you.

:)

[Mutley]

56. Unless you do it too much

:yoiks:

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. Reminds me of the tato chips with 'serving suggestion'

Dip!

[Mutley]

41. Well, you wouldn't have been able to figure that out on your own

ya know.

:P

:rofl: