That's it, dammit -- I'm outing DUers!!!

[LostinVA]

Haruka is a big old dyke -- and Lioness is a Powderpuff Lesbian.

And that little perv Thomcat.

Hell, THEY ARE ALL OVER THE FREAKING PLACE!!!!!!!

There's also a whole raft of "bisexuals"... but we all know what THAT means...

SEXUAL DEVIANTS GALORE!!!! HELP!!!!!

[Deja Q]

1. I'm willing to straighten out!

No pun intended...

[bridgit]

2. so this is for twisted folks only...

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

3. What does THAT mean? Tell me!

[LostinVA]

5. There's no such thing as a bisexual

They're really just queers who like sleeping around...

[MrCoffee]

8. wait a damn minute...

is it ok for straights to say "queer", or not?

[LostinVA]

9. Sometimes

[Gormy Cuss]

26. OOOH! Now you've done it.

:popcorn:


Another great BoredinVA thread.

[LostinVA]

28. I know... I'm bored

I'm sure at least one person will think I'm serious...

[NewWaveChick1981]

61. Yeah, yeah, yeah....

You're just jealous 'cause us bi women like men too. :P :evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

4. I'm totally normal

Phew.

[LostinVA]

6. I thought you were gay -- OMG!!!

POSSIBLE GAY ALERT!!!

You're probably a VEGAN, too.

Jeebus.

[BarenakedLady]

7. Oh wait I was mistaken

I'm just crazy. :silly:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. I thought she was bi -- OMG!!!!

I also thought another DUer was gay, but apparently he's not.

[LostinVA]

18. OMG! I bet I know who!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. I'll PM you and we'll see if you're right.

[BarenakedLady]

29. Who?

I need to know.

Not really, I'm just nosy.

[BarenakedLady]

20. Hehe

I'm an enigma wrapped in a mystery.

Ok, maybe not.

[LostinVA]

23. I thought that was China... which is also QUEER

[Guava Jelly]

63. a gay vegan

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
lol

[ThomCat]

13. I'm so sorry. There may be some kind of therapy for that.

:P

[BarenakedLady]

15. Oh man

I certainly hope so.

[Xipe Totec]

10. I'm Hemophobic, I confess!

I can't stand the sight of blood!

:scared: :puke:

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. What about that.. uh.. what's her name? LostinVA?...

Yeah, that's it. I heard rumors about her too.... :o

[LostinVA]

12. TOTALLY QUEER!!!

Watch out for her... I heard she wants to corrupt straight women...

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. No!

When will the madness end!?



:rofl:

[LostinVA]

19. I know... sickening, isn't it?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. I heard she's good at it, too.

Gross.

[LostinVA]

34. She is -- I've heard she has them begging for more

[ThomCat]

16. Guilty as charged.

That's twice tonight I've said that. Wow. I must really be evil. :P

[xchrom]

22. listen -- can we step over here and talk...

i have this little list of certain individuals i'm interested in... maybe we could help each other out?

[LostinVA]

24. Perhaps....

[xchrom]

25. ...

:smoke: me in doing my best ''straight'' boy impersonation.

[LostinVA]

27. Sorry -- I noticed the show tunes on your MP2 player...

[xchrom]

30. ...

:rofl: i'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair!

[LostinVA]

31. That's the one, dude

[xchrom]

36. sometimes i use

bali hai will call you -- come to me -- come to me...

[LostinVA]

37. Err... does that actually work for you...?

[xchrom]

38. no -- sigh -- but i can't resist.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. I have the Priscilla Queen of the Desert Soundtrack...

does this mean I'm a fag?

[LostinVA]

35. Yes.

[anarch]

39. I thought you meant you were outing people for being DUers

so I was thinking to myself: I'm not sure this is the forum where that particular revelation would have all that much impact.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

40. Oh and for the record, I'm a little young dyke.

BTW, Priyanka is such a powderpuff lesbian, she wants to go apple picking in heels.

[LostinVA]

41. Are you SERIOUS about the heels???

I knew you would like Powderpuff Lesbian.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

42. Well, she did ask me if she thought she could wear them to the farm.

I wouldn't be surprised if she did. I said she'd be the most impressive femme ever, if she managed that successfully. I'll be wearing Doc Martens or something like that.

[LostinVA]

46. I wore some Docs to work today

And will have them on when I go get apples, cider, apple cider doughnuts, and pumpkins at our apple place. No rain, so the UnFreepmobile can make it.

You must let me know how this goes!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. I'm sure it will end up with photo documentation.

Especially, if someone wears heels.

Docs are awesome. I have three pairs: black & purple boots, and Mary Janes.

[LostinVA]

52. I have several pairs -- all black or brown

boots and shoes.

They last forever.

[bridgit]

44. so tender, so innocent...

like a beer battered chicken strip :rofl: apple picking in heels :spray: that's a way to go :thumbsup:

[many a good man]

43. ChestertheMolester was tombstoned

He was an ex-priest or Republican, I hear.

[LostinVA]

45. OMG

[LynneSin]

47. You're one to judge lil Ms. Lesbo

:grr:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

49. She's doing it to save herself.

Disgusting, I know.

[LynneSin]

50. It's usually those who point the finger who are the biggest homos

Seriously! That's why I swear most of the republican party is a bunch of closetted homosexuals

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

51. Totally! She's a HUGH HOMO!!!11!!!!!11

Or as Midlo and I say, she's a total queer.

[LostinVA]

54. Are you SERIES?!!!!1111

I am NOT. Ick.

[LostinVA]

53. I am straight, Republican, and a Pentecostal -- Praise Jeebus!

[LynneSin]

57. You gonna be speaking in tongues later tonight

Just checking

[cwydro]

55. personally

I don't believe in bisexuals...:)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

56. How can you not believe in bisexuals? They're not a myth like unicorns.

[NewWaveChick1981]

64. I'm definitely not a myth.

:hi: Bisexuals are people too. And we really do exist. :patriot: I'm a 3 on the Kinsey scale. And I don't have a horn on the top of my head, so I'm not a unicorn either.

Thank you for coming to our defense, haruka! :bounce: :woohoo:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

69. No problem.

:patriot:

I think more people are bisexual than they care to admit. Even I'm slightly bisexual, although I am much, much more attracted to women than men.

[NewWaveChick1981]

70. Bisexuality is definitely a wide spectrum.

Being totally straight or totally gay is not, but there are definitely varying degrees of bisexuality. I fall directly in the middle, but a lot of people who define themselves as straight or gay are bi to some degree. :)

[hsher]

58. What if we WANT to be gay? Does that count?

Personally I think women are freakin' beautiful. I catch myself checking out other girls all the time. It's hard not to look at naked girls. But I'm a straight female. Do I count? :dunce:

[Lady Freedom]

59. Just as long as we do not start to out straits!

I would be in BIG trouble then!!! This lady likes her men (well I should say man since I am attached) way to much!!:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

60. Oh good grief!

I think all three of them are great!

So there!

[Guava Jelly]

62. you mean there are gay people here ???????????Gasp!!

They scare me... Hold me..wait are you gay??
everyones gay...:hide:
What is a straight man to do?
:rofl:

[Lady Freedom]

65. experiment?

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

66. w/lesbians :o)

:evilgrin:
:rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

67. What if I'm not sure? Can someone help me, uh, decide?

Hmm?

[Lady Freedom]

68. BAD GIRL!!

:spank: