It's Friday night and I have nothing to do but annoy you people.

[RevolutionaryActs]

How sad is that? :rofl: :P

[datasuspect]

1. come over here for a while

http://www.forteantimes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=26725

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. What is it?

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

7. a bunch of weird english people

in a discussion group talking about receiving phone calls from the dead and suchlike.

i think you need to register to peruse though.

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. lol and you found that... how?

:P

[datasuspect]

12. when i was a school boy

i was fascinated by those books by (david or daniel) cohen about paranormal phenomena.

one thing that particularly interesting were things called "fortean monsters."

things like pink bubbly masses that would appear in your yard.

or "time holes" that people disappeared into and never were found again.

seems there's a whole website devoted to this stuff now . . .

[datasuspect]

13. ooh . . . here's a post subject: "Hotel for Black Ops".:

"Approximately 10 years ago my wife and I were staying at a Hotel in Battle. It was one of those deals where you got free accommodation but had to have all your meals 'in house'. A free bottle of wine was also in the room. On the last night I had a dream that I was subjected to some sort of medical procedure.

I was in a room with about 4 or 5 other 'patients' and there we 2 medical orderlies in 'whites'. I was in a happy mood, joking with the orderlies, this is how anasthaetics affect me.

The orderlies were being very rough in getting a patient onto a metal table that had holes in it, to allow for drainage ? rather how I imagine an autopsy table to be. I was joking with the orderlies that I didn't think much of their bedside manner and hoped they would be more gentle with me. They in turn were laughing, assuring me of their 'best' care.

When it was my 'turn' on the table I had a needle inserted into my right hand, back, and a 'fluid' was fed into me. I could feel the fluid acutally coursing round my body and enquired of the orderlies what was the fluid actually doing. The reply was that is was 'cleansing my system' ! But the enduring memory of the dream is the sensation of feeling the fluid in every part of my being.

As I say I experienced this as a really vivid dream, but imagine my surprise when upon waking noticed a small needle mark on the back of my right hand.

This is my first posting but I do have a couple of other interesting 'stories' to relate over the next few weeks."

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. Creepy!

:o

[datasuspect]

17. talk about creepy

check out these mp3s


http://irdial.hyperreal.org/the%20conet%20project/disc%201/

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. I don't think I want to

:scared:

[datasuspect]

21. check out "the lincolnshire poacher"

recording.

now imagine picking up that signal in a remote location all by yourself.

spooky . . .

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. I listened to 5 seconds of it then stopped it because I'm a wuss

and I'm afraid something really creepy is going to happen. :scared:

[datasuspect]

last night

i was sleeping on the floor.

i heard talking loud enough to wake me from a deep sleep.

i realized that i had left the computer on (continuous broadband connection) and it was the fucking computer "virus database has been updated" message.

i left the volume pretty loud as i had been listening to music before i went to sleep.

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. That would scare the ever living bejeesus out of me.

:scared:

[datasuspect]

36. from the weird english site

creeeeepy


"My first boyfriend drove in his sleep. Apparently the police pulled him over because he didn't have any headlights on. When they attempted to question him, they realised that although his eyes were open, he was actually asleep. Don't know if it was the first and only time he did it.

Only time I'm aware of that I sleep-walked still gives me the creeps, just thinking about it. I was desperate to do a wee and loathe to make my way to my flat's particularly horrible toilet. It was late at night. I told myself I'd be able to 'hold it' until morning. Went to bed, believing that once I was asleep, I'd forget about it. But I woke up a couple of times, because I was absolutely busting. Looked out the window and saw it was still dark. So no way was I going down to the toilet. My upstairs flat shared a staircase with a dingy billiard room and weird and dangerous patrons had been known to hide under the billiard tables or on the back stairs until the place had closed, with the intention of robbing or just because they had nowhere else to sleep. I needed to 'go' so badly that it was actually hurting, but I must have managed to go back to sleep while desperately waiting for dawn.

Next thing, I awoke to find sunlight flooding my room. I stretched and mentally began planning the day. I felt great. Everything seemed normal. Then I remembered my desperation of the night before. And realised it had all gone away. I didn't feel the slightest need to wee. I wondered how that worked? Did the body reabsorb it or something? So I got up and showered and dressed etc. Then decided I'd better go to the loo, just to be safe, in case I'd injured myself by holding it in for so long.

Usually I waited until I got to work, because I really hated the toilet where I lived. But I went down the hall of the flat (which I later learned was haunted, for real). Then down another long hall filled with junk which connected to the billiard room. Then down a double outdoor flight of stairs and into the filthy, overgrown, twisty, enclosed rear yard that served about half a dozen small businesses in what was a very seedy area. Around a far corner was a clump of trees that virtually surrounded the old, falling-apart toilet block that was used for things I'd rather not even think about by bums and drunks who hung around there, especially at night. The 'women's toilets' were right at the back; they must have been built at the same time as the buildings -- around 1900. You had to push back tree branches to even get into the toilet and it was almost black as pitch, even in broad daylight. Terrified me. I would never, ever, have gone there in the dark if I'd been conscious.

But before I got to the toilet block, I noticed fresly-squashed snails on the old path. And it was then that I remembered. When I'd woken up an hour earlier, I'd remembered what I'd believed was a dream -- of walking down the stairs and along the path to the toilets, in the black of night. And in the dream, I'd felt snails crushing under my bare feet, as I walked. Except it hadn't been a dream.

If I hadn't decided to go to the toilets before leaving for work, I wouldn't have seen those squashed snails. And I would never have known or remembered that my desperate body had dragged me down to the awful toilet-block in the dark and wearing only a brief nightgown .. while my brain was fast asleep.

It chills me to think about it, all these years later. Just thinking about being unconscious while my body made its way there, is bad enough. The toilets were like something out of a horror movie and so were the derelicts who lurked in the yard. But the worst part is imagining how helpless I would have been if one of them had attacked me while I was in that state. Imagine 'waking up' suddenly while being attacked in the dark in a place like that. It would have been a brain-snap moment. Thank god something had watched over me. I was lucky. Hope I never do anything like that again !

(I posted this once before, and people said I should have just peed out of the window or something, if I'd been that desperate. But it didn't occur to me. Guess I'm urine-retentive.)"

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. eeeeeeeeee

:scared:

[ThomCat]

2. Lucky us.

What kind of trouble can we all cause tonight? :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Oh, I can cause all kinds of trouble.

O8)

[Jamastiene]

3. You could find some cool ghost stories and join the

campfire. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. I have a ghost story that actually happened to me.

It's not that scary though.



It was a few months after we moved into our current house. I was dead asleep, and then I just woke up(which is really odd for me), I open my eyes and out of the corner of my eye I can see something at the end of my bed, a figure of some sort. It leaned to a little to it's left, like it was trying to see my face better. I pulled the covers over my head and told it to go away because it was scaring me. Then I went back to sleep.

The next I slept in my moms room(yes, I'm a chicken!), the night after that I slept in my room again. I was just falling asleep when I felt a hand or something on the top of my comforter... I shot up in bed and screamed for my brother. :o

Nothing else has ever happened after those two nights though. :shrug:

[Jamastiene]

45. Me likey.

I'm in that ghost story/campfire mood tonight. I am cold. my legs are starting to go numb for the fall/winter. I don't like that feeling, but I like the ghost stories. Thanks for sharing. I like stuff like that. My aunt saw her brother not long after he died. The foot of the bed thing reminded me of that.

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. There was a ghost story thread not that long ago

I'll see if I can find it for you. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

48. I couldn't find it, but I found THIS instead!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4228316



Enjoy. :D

[xchrom]

4. i'm gay -- i was born annoyed.

[ThomCat]

9. That's true. What was the story with all those damned pastels?

Come one people, let's have some minimal sense of fashion, shall we?
:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Well, there's not much more that I can do, is there?

:P

[speedoo]

15. You can't annoy me.

So there.:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. I can too!

cantoocantoocantoocantoocantoocantoocantoo *dances around speedoo* can toooooooo-ooooo-oooooooooooooooo :P

[speedoo]

19. Can't!!!

cantcantcantcantcantcantcantcantcantcantcantcantcantcant (sits on floor sticks out tongue at Revolutionary_Acts04) cantcantcantcantcantcantcantcantcantcantcantcantcantcant :P :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. CAN TOO!

*gets real close to speedoos ear* CANNNNNNNN TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[speedoo]

34. CAN'T!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. HA!

:rofl:

[momophile]

22. just so happens that I have nothing to do but be annoyed

glad we found each other...

now, excuse me while I go fix a drink...

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Make me one too? Thanks, you're a doll.

:P

[momophile]

25. kahlua and milk okay?

ymmmmmm....

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Mmm yeah!

I have vodka, if we want to make it stronger. ;)

[momophile]

32. oh!

the night just got more interesting!

why, you're not annoying at all!

in fact, I like you!:toast:

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. LOL!

You only like me for my booze. :rofl:

[momophile]

35. you too!

remember, I have the kahlua!

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. Ah, true. I believe this is the beginning of a lushy friendship.

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

24. Me too -- I'm alone this evening

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. Don't you go trying to corrupt me or anything, ya hear?

:P

[LostinVA]

73. I'm trying... is it working?

[RevolutionaryActs]

74. No.

Try harder! :silly:

[Mutley]

27. After the day I had

you couldn't annoy me if you tried.

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. No, I probably couldn't. I tried to annoy speedoo, but it didn't work

:evilfrown:

[Mutley]

37. Keep at it.

Post something that blinks a lot, and you might get him. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. Or I could on and on about my obsession with Toby Rand from

Rock Star: Supernova, that's bound to annoy anyone! :bounce:

[Mutley]

76. Sounds like a plan.

:thumbsup:

[RevolutionaryActs]

77. Well, anyone but gray, as can be seen below.

:rofl:

[Mutley]

78. gray is imPERvious to annoyance.

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

79. Wait, are you saying she's a perv?

:rofl:

[Mutley]

82. No, I'm saying You are a perv

But so am I.

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

83. I won't deny.

:rofl:

[Mutley]

84. Being a perv is Fun.

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

85. I made a poll. Because I'm bored.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5730814&mesg_id=5730814

[Mutley]

86. Ha! Brilliant!

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

87. Too bad you're going to be the only one to reply.

:rofl:

[Mutley]

88. No one ever replies to anything

with my name on it.

:cry:




:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

89. That's not true.

:eyes:



It's no one replies to anything with MY name on it. Except for about 10 people. And they're all in bed now, except for you. :P

[Mutley]

90. Many of them are probably the same ten who reply to

stuff with My name.

So, we're just gonna sit here and talk to ourselves for awhile. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

91. HAHA!

We're so unloved. :rofl:... uh I mean.. :cry:

[Mutley]

92. Fuck them!

I don't mean literally, of course...




Or do I? :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

93. Well, you are a perv....

Just sayin'.... *ahem*

[Mutley]

94. But so are you.

*ahem* yer-ownself. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

95. But you're the one talking about...

.... fucking people. Not me. :rofl:

[Mutley]

96. But, you know you wish you'd done it first.

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

97. I only want to know one thing...

Who are we *expletive* exactly? :rofl:

[Mutley]

98. Um...

People, 'n' stuff.

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

99. You know, I'm trying soooooo hard to be good.

Since my mod warning, but I'm failing miserably.

[Mutley]

100. Maybe I don't want you to be good.

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

101. Ok, but if I get in trouble it's your fault.

And I'm telling them that. :P

[Mutley]

102. Go ahead.

They ain't goin' hurt me. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

103. Damn it!

Don't tell me you're *expletive* the mods too! :o

[Mutley]

104. Well, not All of them...

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

105. You are the perv queen.

:rofl:

[Mutley]

106. I do try my best.

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

107. HEY! Did you see the Elmo video that achtung_circus posted?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5726043


I thought you would enjoy it. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

40. What happened, Toby stand you up?

Bwahahahahahahaha.

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. *sigh* Toby...

[graywarrior]

44. Hmmm, a leather jacket with elastic wrist bands.

How cool.

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. :-P

:9

[graywarrior]

49. Interesting respose, rendering me responseless.

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. But, you still responded.

:P


HAHAHA! I need one of these shits:
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/magni/-/pv_design_details/pg_2/id_14205434/opt_/fpt_/c_360/



Even Lukas is amused.

[graywarrior]

53. WTF does that mean? Rand me Toby.

[RevolutionaryActs]

54. I don't know, but it sounds kinda dirty.

Dirty is good. :evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

56. Makes as much sense as Rossi me Lukas.

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. teehee

Maybe they're using "Rand" as a euphemism for something else? :evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

61. Like "I want to get Rossied"

[RevolutionaryActs]

63. Yup!

Especially since that sounds dirty too. :7

[graywarrior]

66. Rossi me. Yep, I dig that.

[RevolutionaryActs]

68. I found some for you too!

http://www.cafepress.com/buy/Lukas+Rossi/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_14280299/opt_/fpt_/c_360/


http://www.cafepress.com/buy/Lukas+Rossi/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_14518596/opt_/fpt_/c_360/

[graywarrior]

69. I would change some letter around on the posse one

[RevolutionaryActs]

70. It should be "possi"

I WANT THIS SHIRT!!!
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/Toby+Rand/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_14417838/opt_/fpt_/c_360/

[graywarrior]

71. Wrong. Think again

[RevolutionaryActs]

72. You mean like this?

http://www.cafepress.com/buy/Lukas+Rossi/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_14346421/opt_/fpt_/c_360/

[graywarrior]

75. Bingo!

[benny05]

50. Nothing new

ROTFL

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. Why I oughta......

:P

[many a good man]

55. Nothing annoys me more...

than that confounded avatar of yours! Make it stop!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. Yes! I annoyed someone!

:woohoo:



But, how can you not like Prozacimon? :cry:

[benny05]

59. How does this differ from this famous tune?

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody

I've got some money 'cause I just got paid

Now, how I wish I had someone to talk to

I'm in an awful way



I got in town a month ago

I seen a lot of girls since then

If I could meet 'em I could get 'em

But as yet I haven't met 'em

That's how I'm in the state I'm in



Oh,

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody

I've got some money 'cause I just got paid

Now, how I wish I had someone to talk to

I'm in an awful way


by Cat Stevens


Another fella told me

He had a sister who looked just fine

Instead of bein' my deliv'rance

She had a strange resemblance

To a cat named Frankenstein



Ooh, la,

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody

I've got some money 'cause I just got paid

Now, how I wish I had someone to talk to

I'm in an awful way





It's hard on a fella

When he don't know his way around

If I don't find me a honey

To help me spend my money

I'm gonna have to blow this town



Oh, no

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody

I've got some money 'cause I just got paid

Now, how I wish I had someone to talk to

I'm in an awful way

[RevolutionaryActs]

60. HUGH difference! It's Friday.

Duh. :P

[benny05]

62. Only by day

What's the difference in concept? :hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. Ummm, I don't want to meet girls?

And, I have no money because I'm poor. :7

[benny05]

65. But you wish for someone to talk to..

And luckily, the Net/DU makes it easier

If ten years ago I had had the DU, I think my social life would have been easier.

[RevolutionaryActs]

67. Ah true.

Yay for the internets. :bounce:

[Floogeldy]

80. Will you promise to annoy me only in the specific way I choose?

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

81. Oh dear.

:rofl:


Naughty boy. :P