God wants YOU to be well!

[u4ic]

www.faithmeds.com

I noticed they didn't have an anti-nauseant on the site...:puke:

[Haole Girl]

1. Crooks like this will be first in line at the gates to hell. n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. They're missing a few

Perforaten — Helps you be holier than thou.

Reg-U-Snark — Takes the discomfort out of passing judgement.

LitigaNix — Removes your will to sue us when the rest of our crap doesn't work.

[speedoo]

3. Evidently God does not want me to be well.

I opened the link and a pop up window appeared. I waited, dutifully for the Message for Me to appear, but the window just remained blank, except for the message below that warned me that I would never see the message again, if I closed the window.

Well, guess I better make sure my will and stuff are up to date.:cry:

[Kutjara]

4. Don't worry, its a 'gift' coupon...

...that gives you $20 off if you buy a trillion dollars of their snakeoil. If anything, God's looking out for you by shielding you from that shit.

[speedoo]

8. Ok, and I bet the mailing address was Del Rio, Texas, right?

If you listened to Imus years ago when he actually had a radio show worth listening to, you'd know what I was talking about.

If not, and you're interested, I'll explain.

[NMMNG]

5. Apparently you're supposed to take it on faith that the stuff works?

But they sure don't take it on faith that you'll pay--they expect payment prior to sending out the product. :rofl:

[Kutjara]

6. They're the perfect drugs.

If you get better, it's because of the drugs. If you don't, it's because you didn't have enough faith.

The usual religious flimflam.

[NMMNG]

7. Much as with prayer

If it works, it's because God is great and generous. If not it's because it was God's will/God works in mysterious ways, you weren't praying hard enough, you weren't worthy, etc.

[yewberry]

9. Then why did He give me hepatitis?

:cry:

[u4ic]

10. ...

:hug: :hug: :hug: