I am renaming one of my cats

[jmowreader]

I sit in the $1200 Cat Bed writing to you.

While I sit, I have a cat sleeping on my lap and another cat sleeping on the cat in my lap. (And one of my flying cats just flew up to my shoulders, which caused the chair to rock backwards...startling the two cats in my lap.)

The 18-pound cat in my lap used to be named Sophia. But in honor of our vanquished enemies, I have decided to rename her Chemical Ali.

This damn cat farts continually, and the worst beer farts you've ever smelled don't compare to the vileness, the pure unadulterated evil, of the gas emanating from the back of this animal.

I am currently planning a visit to Ranger Joe's to get a gas mask.

[ThomCat]

1. LOL! Pets and babies make the biggest damn stinks.

Except on Chili night. :D

[skygazer]

2. In 1998, I drove across the country with two Boxers

In December. In a very small car. For those not aware, Boxers are known for their odiferous emanations - I believe it's even mentioned in the breed standard. Beautiful dogs but when they let loose, it can bring tears to your eyes.

You haven't lived until you've taken a long road trip with a Boxer. :eyes:

[Bluestar]

6. Ahh, reminds me of my college days

Our last year of school, my husband and I lived across the street from our best friends. They had a boxer. Every night about 6:30 p.m. the darn dog would run us out of the living room with ammonia farts! I loved that dog though. They later found out he had an allergy to wheat and had to be fed lamb all the time.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Cat farts should be classified as WMDs.

They are generally of the Silent But Deadly variety, and can be useful if you run out of paint-stripper. Have you tried feeding her some other kind of cat food? Or putting Beano in her Tender Vittles?

If she is one of the flying cats, has she ever tried using her flatulence as a form of jet propulsion?

[jmowreader]

5. I tried the food thing. Didn't work.

She has been fed every brand of cat food available in Fayetteville, from Alpo through Whiskas and including the cheap shit they sell at Wal-Mart, Science Diet and prescription cat food from a vet's office. None of them cut down on the gas production.

I tried Beano, and it made her fart worse.

And no, this isn't a flying cat. She's barely a lifting cat, especially since when you pick her up all four legs go rigidly to the sides, all eighteen claws come out and she starts flailing around until you set her down.

[Arugula Latte]

4. Chemical Ali!

:rofl:

Or how's about Pootin' Putin?
Fartin' Freida?
Gasbag Gussy?
Stinky Stella?

I could go on ...

[amitten]

7. Toonces. n/t

[VeggieTart]

8. Somehow, I have never endured an emanation from my cat

And I am eternally grateful for that.

[Lethe]

9. my dog used to fart so bad he would get up and leave the room

there needs to be a dog fart trainer, who trains your dog to outside and fart, and then come back in