Jamastiene
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Mon Oct-16-06 07:07 PM
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A couple of weeks ago, my stepdad helped me cut down a dying tree. We stacked a small bit of wood near the property line next to a hill that leads up to my neighbor's yard. Well, yesterday, my cat, Yogi, and I kept hearing thumping sounds. We couldn't figure out what my neighbor was doing. Today I saw for sure what he was doing. It turns out that he got a big huge stack of wood and stored his exactly symmetrical with my stack but on his side of the property line. So, now my stack looks tiny in comparison.
If that whole "keeping up with the Jones'" thing isn't an absolute fact, I'll be surprised. What should I do next in my yard to get him to copy me and try to make it bigger? There has to be something I can do that if he tries to copy me and make it bigger, it will make him look like an idiot. I find this whole incident rather amusing, to be honest.
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Mon Oct-16-06 07:08 PM
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1. Put a 12-foot naked sculpture of Ron Jeremy in your yard. |
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Mon Oct-16-06 07:12 PM
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4. jeff stryker would be even more impressive. |
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Mon Oct-16-06 07:16 PM
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I mean, judging from your avatar, I'm going to assume he's a gay porn star.
The goal here is to be ludicrous, so the neighbor does something even more ludicrous to "beat" him. Ron Jeremy may be Mr. Meatstick himself, but besides that, he's not the masculine ideal. He's Joe Sixpack from New York. A statue of that in your yard is a hell of a lot more ludicrous than some chiseled bodybuilder.
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Mon Oct-16-06 07:29 PM
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8. Both sound like great ideas to me. |
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I can see a chessboard of hung men in my front yard. I can see the neighbor now. :evilgrin:
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Mon Oct-16-06 08:11 PM
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11. jeff stryker is straight. |
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but does/did a lot of gay for pay movies.
probably one of the all around more famous male porn stars -- and yes he's chiseled.
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Mon Oct-16-06 07:25 PM
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7. You just made me think of a grand idea. |
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I should make a chess board and put as many hung male porn stars as possible. I'll need how many pieces now? This sounds like a fun endeavor. :evilgrin:
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Mon Oct-16-06 08:07 PM
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Mon Oct-16-06 08:45 PM
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12. Wouldn't that be a cool sight? |
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Mon Oct-16-06 07:23 PM
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Tue Oct-17-06 05:31 AM
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14. That's downright scary |
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I mean, Jeff Stryker is ok even though I don't go for men. But Ron Jeremy--all that hair :scared:.
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Mon Oct-16-06 07:09 PM
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2. no chance that it just happens to be the best place for it? It is where |
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you put yours, after all. Just wondering. For all I know, your neighbor really is a dork in that regard.
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Mon Oct-16-06 07:10 PM
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and write "MINE IS BIGGER." Put it on top of your pile.
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Mon Oct-16-06 07:31 PM
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9. I should write it so it looks like crayon and like a 5 year old |
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wrote it. That would be even more hilarious. :rofl:
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Tue Oct-17-06 05:26 AM
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13. Husband says put a big rooster in the yard. n/t |
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Tue Oct-17-06 05:37 AM
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16. Hint that you may be developing nuclear weapons. |
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Within a few months, you'll have a full-blown arms race on your hands and be the World's first extra-governmental nuclear superpower. Unless your neighbor beats you to it. In which case, you're fucked.
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Tue Oct-17-06 05:41 AM
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17. Build a few feet of fence, maybe he'll finish the job |
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