Has anyone else started attacking Christmas yet?

[Hardrada]

I know it's getting to be the time but I'm too busy defending Halloween.

[HEyHEY]

1. Nope, not until after November 11th!

[mduffy31]

2. Haven't started yet

But I am getting my armies ready to

[reyd reid reed]

3. Nope.

Two of my kids have birthdays this month and then there's Halloween and then there's Thanksgiving. Give me time and then watch out.

Of course, I'll attack it with gingerbread in one hand and an oven mitt in the other...but my attacks will be virulent and vengeful.

[gr8dane_daddy]

4. Don't let this get out but...

I have amassed my troops along the River Styx preparing for our assault on Christmas. We plan to attack Nov 24th (after the Longhorns game). They won't know what hit 'em.

Sincerely,

General Jesus dela Garza Jimenez Santa Anna Hernandez Jr. III

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. I always wait until Black Friday

i.e. the day after Thanksgiving.

Upon which time I go to various Mal-Warts and Toyses R a Must to point and laugh at people.

[mikeytherat]

11. Don't go to Mall-Wart and Toy-r-Us and laugh, do this instead:

Get there before the store opens, when the teeming masses are waiting to burst forth in a frenzy of consumerism, and state the following (loudly) :

"What do mean they only have 15 (insert one or more of the following):

Blue Man Group Percussion Tubes
Designer’s World™
Dora’s Talking Cash Register™
ESPN® Fast Action Football™
Kid-Tough™ Digital Camera
Laugh & Learn™ Baby Grand Piano
Mindstorms® NXT
My Scene™ My Bling Bling™ Styling Head
Pink Nitro Notebook™
Power Rangers Deluxe Manticore Megazord
Speed Stacks® StackPack®
Sound City Railway
Tap Dancing Mumble
“T.M.X.” ™
Wii™

Then sit back, get out the digital camera, and wait for the fireworks.

:evilgrin:

mikey_the_rat

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Ooooo!

I like that!

:thumbsup:

[swimboy]

26. Oooohhh, you're good. You're VERY good!!!

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

29. Oh, please don't do that!

Think of the people who work there. :cry:

[blondeatlast]

44. Sa-WEET!

Just be real nice to the people who work there, wouldja? :thumbsup:

[wickerwoman]

6. Don't spread it around...

but I paid off an elf for the plans to Santa's toy shop. We're going in through the stables after "Agent Pongo" spikes Rudolph's drinking water with bourbon.

[mikeytherat]

12. So easy to bribe those elves, isn't it?

If Santa would let them unionize and join with the Snowglobe Makers Local 155, this would not be an issue.

mikey_the_rat

[LeftyMom]

7. I'm still working on attaking thanksgiving.

The tofurkey launcher is a fearsome weapon if you leave the tofurkey frozen. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. The Tofurky is best used as a weapon anyway. The UnTurkeys taste better

[LeftyMom]

36. I figure a tofurkey roast is a pretty good cannonball.

For food, I'd rather have a lentil loaf and some mushroom gravy.

[Hardrada]

8. Good show, all of you.

I am going to begin consultations with the General Staff and the Ministry of Love.

[Guava Jelly]

9. I am a massing my dark army to take out xmas once and for all

And
he's a dead man !!!

[SoyCat]

10. Of course. None of my holiday cards use the word--

Christmas. Try to be inclusive; end up pissing off the fundies! :evilgrin:

I can't wait to send them.

[El Fuego]

13. I've been building my War on Christmas arsenal.

I am going to be launching a "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" juggernaut.

BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!

[LostinVA]

14. Not me -- Iove Christmas -- it's a great Pagan holiday

And I don't mind Baby Jesus sharing it.

[Phillycat]

15. Yes. My holiday cards are filled out and addressed already.

Just waiting for the holiday stamps to come out so I can stamp them, then all I'll need to do is drop them in the mailbox on December 15th.

As far as shopping, I've gotten a few things for a few key people, but the bulk of it, I will leave for November/December, because I actually really love Christmas shopping with the crowds. :) I know, I'm sick.

[Bunny]

16. I was going to make a post complaining because I heard my first

Christmas ad this morning. I was ready to fire the first shot, as it were. But if y'all are waiting till after Halloween, I don't want to start something and have no backup. I've postponed the attack till November 1.

[malmapus]

17. Everytime my 3 yo daugher acts up!

So it gets attacked quite a bit, espicially closing up on the season in my house lol.

[_testify_]

18. Did I mention the elfin sleeper cells?

The North Pole is a target rich enviroment.

[JackBeck]

20. I started attacking Christmas in January.

Every time I get paid, I put $40 in an ING account. That way, I can attack my Christmas bills and not worry about having to spend 6 months paying off my credit cards.

[youthere]

21. No, but it's on my "to do" list.

[Chan790]

22. If by attack, you mean shop for it...

I already finished last January.

[izzybeans]

24. I've got my minions lined up all over the malls of America.

They are hiding in the midst of all the Christmas scenes, as "one of them". I've helped staff the elves, Santa, Mrs. Claus, even some rogue reindeer. Our faction is focused on the midwest; especially rural malls. Nothing but drunken santas and thieving elves.

[Mutley]

25. Yeah, I've planned a deadly attack

There will be no decorating until December.

:o

[swimboy]

27. No, dammit. I keep hoping I'll be better organized next year.

I need to order the Samantha Bee Attacking Christmas Home Kit (tm).

[mikeytherat]

33. Only if it comes with the big-ass, 4,000,000,000 candlepower flashlight!

mikey_the_rat

[swimboy]

35. I have one of those.

My parents used it to blind us every Christmas morning as they rolled the Super8s.

[Deep13]

28. How tacky! I don't attack the baby Jesus until the day after Thanksgiving

That's when the Christmas-attacking season starts.

[Initech]

30. My local Costco has had their Xmas stuff up for two months now!

I get pissed when I walk in there and see that stuff. And it sucks to hear "White Christmas" on the hottest day of the year. Give me a break! :argh:

[Deep13]

31. I'm still wiped out from attacking Labor Day!

:evilfrown:

[av8rdave]

32. I thought it was a war on Christmas...

Suppose we should coordinate our actions?

I might not be able to help...I'm too busy hugging trees and writing welfare checks.

[Deep13]

34. And I'M too busy sympathizing with terrorists and burning flags.

Where DOES the time go?

[Hardrada]

37. Right on, comrade!!

[Evoman]

38. The question is, have I ever STOPPED attacking Christmas

I'm one of them evil atheist types, so I have to fill my god shaped hole with loathing and hatred. Usually I focus my anti-religious, anti-god hate towards the ancient Japanese religion of Shinto, but I find time to attack Christmas too.

[Kutjara]

39. I save all my anti-Christmas activities for...

...Christmas Day itself, when I hold a black mass in my front yard, and invite all the local gradeschool kids to come dressed as their favorite demon.

[NMMNG]

40. Not yet

I'll have to come up with something really evil though. Maybe I'll put the characters in any Nativity scenes I see in compromising positions. Maybe even some faux blood on the baby Jesus's?

[Hardrada]

41. Hee, hee! We'll show them, those misguided carolers

and shoppers! Aaaaah hah hah hah!!

[Evoman]

42. Ha...a heart shaped light on the hotel, and Josephs lookin' hungry

The virgin Mary will be no more this fine night..

[NMMNG]

43. Yeah, that's it

Jospeh with a huge strap on! :rofl:


On edit: Should he be using it on Mary, one of the Wise Men, or one of the manger animals?