How about a bike race...

[atomic-fly]

Maybe we could set up a mountain bike race with Lil Kim and King George. The tough Connecticut/Texan versus the Asian/Elvis.


The North Koreans quickly suggest pretzels for the official
feed zone snack. The white house orders up a special 21" FS Trek Fuel for Lil Kim. Kim's team quickly replaces the Sid with a 1998 Atom Bomb.
Kim stuffs electric eels in his jersey pocket, while Karl Rove is looking for short cuts along the course. Cheney is mysteriously attracted to those electric eels and set up a contractor to aquire some.

The judge on the right blames Clinton for not racing Lil Kim back in the 90's.
Clinton teams up with Bob Roll for a new novel about podium girl interns.

Sidi supplies Lil Kim with some special platform shoes! George still prefers
toe clips and sneakers.

Condi loves the Sidi's and decides to go shoe shopping.

The french protest the rush to race and say they could come up with a
better course. As a result the MSM renames French Toast "Freed Zone Carbs".

To be continued.....