If you are NOT a vampire, say so here!

[survivor999]

Or else you'll end up on the govt vampire list.
I'm not one. Pfeww!

[some guy]

1. so

[Kutjara]

2. Well, anyone in the continental US who's awake at the moment...

...is almost certainly not a vampire. Very clever asking this question during the day. At night, many vampires could lie and say they're not. Just to be sure, anyone who doesn't reply to this thread by nightfall must be assumed to be a vampire.

[survivor999]

4. Yes, that's the point.

The time will be noted.

[hedgehog]

3. As long as the vampires come out at night, they're OK.

When they come out during the day, they start smoking.

[Drum]

9. lol

utterly on-topic ;)

[MrCoffee]

5. i admit nothing.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. I am not a vampire

But I'm pretty good at kicking vampire ass; so any vampires reading this had better think twice before they mess with me.

[bigwillq]

7. I am not a vampire.

:)

[datasuspect]

8. this guy isn't a vampire

[hedgehog]

11. I don't think I 'm a vampire

but I can't take too much sun.

[Left Is Write]

32. Why is he holding Phyllis Diller's breast?

[jus_the_facts]

10. I Am Legend.....

The book takes place in the then-future of 1976–1979, and opens with the monotony and horror of the daily life of the protagonist, Robert Neville. Neville is apparently the only survivor of an apocalypse caused by a pandemic of a bacterium the symptoms of which are very similar to vampirism. He lives in a house fortified against nocturnal attacks by the roaming infected, and sallies forth by daylight to kill the sleeping vampires. Every day he also makes repairs to his house, boarding up windows, stringing and hanging garlic, and disposing of vampires' corpses on his lawn.

Just as vampires were regarded as a legendary monster that preyed on the vulnerable humans in their beds, Neville has become the last of a dead breed; a mythical figure that kills both vampires and the infected living while they are sleeping. He becomes a legend as the vampires once were, hence the title.




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Legend

[texanwitch]

12. I do like to stay up all night and sleep all day.

:shrug:

[hedgehog]

18. Hey _ I didn't know any of my kids posted on DU

Which one are you?

[texanwitch]

22. The one who lives in Houston, Texas.

So you have kids who are night people.

No use fighting it, we are born this way.:hi:

[rhiannon55]

13. Nope

[sarge43]

14. No. However, if Geraint Wyn Davis offered to nibble on my neck ... n/t

[trof]

15. How do I tell?

I mean, I wouldn't INTENTIONALLY be one.
But what if I'm a latent vampire and don't even know it?
jeez
:scared:

[hedgehog]

19. It;s OK to be a vampire as long as you don't act upon your

vampiric urges.

[trof]

20. I do kinda like blood sausage.

But crucifixes don't bother me.

[BarenakedLady]

16. I am

put me on the list.

oh no I'm just really pale and bitchy. That's different.

[WhollyHeretic]

17. Don't all us libruls drink the blood of christian children

[TimeChaser]

21. What about werewolves?

:evilgrin:

[BlueStateGirl]

23. My friends are vampires, but I didn't know it.

[rug]

24. How do I look?

[Mutley]

25. Not me

It'd be cool, if not for the whole drinking blood thing.

[crim son]

26. I'm not a vampire

but I have custom fangs for Halloween. Make of that what you will, Mr. Pretzeldent.

[6000eliot]

27. Not a vampire.

But I have bitten a few necks in my time. :evilgrin:

[survivor999]

28. It's getting dark out there!

:(

[philosophie_en_rose]

29. I have not, nor have I ever been, a vampire.

:)

[survivor999]

30. I knew it! Very few humans left....

:)

[Left Is Write]

31. I'm not allowed to say.

[survivor999]

33. Fellow non-vampires. We have to fight back!

:)

[Left Is Write]

34. Well, rumor has it that my skin is very, very white and pale.

[survivor999]

35. Cool! Watch out for sun damage!

:)

[Left Is Write]

36. Sun? I'm never out in the --- um, yeah. Yeah. I'll, um...wear sunscreen.

That's the ticket.

[survivor999]

37. Sneaky vampires....

Not that it's night, anybody can say they're not a vampire.

[deucemagnet]

38. Definitely not a vampire...

...if I were, I'd have much better things to do than posting on the internets at 12:29 am EST. So there's your proof. :)

[NMMNG]

39. I'm not a vampire

Though I've been pretty much bled dry by the vampires on Capitol Hill.

[blondeatlast]

40. Nope. Wait, I did suck blood just the other day when I got a papercut.

Does your own blood count?

Oh, geez, someone's knocking on the door... :hide:

[NewWaveChick1981]

41. Not a vampire last time I checked.

:hi: