Who the FUCK is going to protect ME from SECOND HAND OLIVE GARDEN???

[matcom]

huh?

what if i'm in a movie theater and someone who JUST ATE AT THE OLIVE GARDEN sits RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO ME????

huh???

HUH????

HUH??????

x(

[datasuspect]

1. here's 50 cents

call these guys and they'll hook you up

[mikeytherat]

2. No one, NO ONE, can save you from second-hand Olive Garden.

A single microbe could destroy an entire city!

mikey_the_rat

[MrCoffee]

3. you'll just have to start breastfeeding.

[matcom]

5. oh i ALWAYS breast-feed in movie theaters

i'm not paying THOSE prices for a soda!

[billyskank]

4. and burps generally in your direction

:thumbsup:

[trof]

6. Yeah. Do you know the DANGERS of second-hand methane?

It'll only kill you instantly!
You could look it up.

[yvr girl]

7. Fight back

Release a few silent killers, and drive them away.

[Deja Q]

8. If they vomit, don't whip out the fork and spoon.

Or what am I missing?

Oh dear, I just fathomed something... Ewww.

[jrandom421]

11. Geez...

Had a flashback to the opening mushroom soup scene from "The Great Santini" BLEAH!!!

[Sugar Smack]

9. Nose plugs.

*DUH*

[LSK]

10. K&R