The best thing about being gay is:

[LostinVA]

Never having to worry about getting pregnant.

[CanuckAmok]

1. Don't bee too sure.

Sometimes those turkey basters just go off on their own unless you put the safety on.

And of course there's always the public toilet.

[LostinVA]

3. It's why I don't allow turkey basters in my home!

[Ekirh]

12. Damn that quote is up there

With a friend of mine's "SOMETIMES TOILETS EXPLODE WHEN YOUR AWAY AT WORK"

Apparently one day at work her toilet desided to just take itself out . . . and during the argument about what happened that quote came out. . .

The turkey basters go off on their own might beat that.

[bertha katzenengel]

2. DAMN RIGHT! Well... wait a minute.

I met (and had) my first lover in the dorms on a Baptist campus. Naturally (because of the way I still believed) I felt I was doing wrong. But the thought that kept running through my mind was:

"Well, at least I can't get pregnant."

For me there are two best parts to being gay: 1. I actually DID meet and marry the love of my life. Wow. and 2. I don't have to clean the bathroom floor every day.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Totally.

[crim son]

5. I thought you were going to say

having crim son follow you around the boards until you want to crawl into a broom closet and hide :7

[LostinVA]

6. No, but I could also say:

Having someone to steal tampons from.

[crim son]

7. I got sisters for that! :)

And now that I think of it, a daughter too.

[LostinVA]

8. Hmmm.... there goes THAT theory...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Yeah, I steal them from my sister.

[crim son]

19. For many years not only tampons but hairbrushes,

shoes, sweaters, tights, masacara, lipgloss &etc. was hoarded in our house. Four girls, and all of us kleptomaniacs.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. I think all girls are kleptomaniacs with that stuff.

[LostinVA]

21. Tampons aren't cheap!

[LynneSin]

22. Yes but now your household has PMS times 2

:scared:

I'm assuming you 2 cycle the same time. If I ever visit, let me know when that is so I don't schedule it during that time!

[LostinVA]

26. We semi overlap

All I want to do is eat sweets for two days... but she's pretty scary....

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[Bassic]

10. Yeah, but a surprise baby can actually be a blessing

Believe you me :D

[6000eliot]

11. You double your wardrobe.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. not me...

[smtpgirl]

13. better than being with a man, and not cleaning the bathroom

[mainegreen]

14. Awwww, kids are fun!

:P

[Deja Q]

15. So is cleaning the bathroom!

:rofl:

[mainegreen]

17. When the kids get big enough you can make THEM do that!

Legalized slavery.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Yeah, other people's kids. If they are clean & well-behaved and you can

give them back.

[mainegreen]

18. Benefit #1 of kids:

Parents, step-parents, this year christmas is at OUR house. You can both come down here. We're not going to both your houses. You wanna see the grandkid? That's the way it's got to be.

Feels good. Raw, grand-kid fueled, POWER!

:evilgrin:

[terrya]

23. Not being afraid to show my feminine side.

I am not, by any stretch of the imagination, "Mr. Butch Ultra Masculine Guy". Which is ok, because I don't have to pretend that I am.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. practicing democracy!

[tjwmason]

27. I've been that concerned about getting pregnant...

it would take more than turning straight to get me up the duff.