Wow, they make prosthetic testicles

[HEyHEY]

[mainegreen]

1. they make them for dogs too. nt

[idgiehkt]

2. I know theyy make them for dogs

they are called neuticles. I didn't know they made them for people

[Ekirh]

3. Ehhh they look like speakers. . .

Last thing I need to hear is "I got friends in low places" coming from someone's pants.

[Deja Q]

5. That's low.

:spray:

[asthmaticeog]

8. Actually, that'd be the only amusing place to hear that song coming from.

[Deja Q]

4. Why the drainage grates at the end? They're not fish bowls for sperm.

Sperm bowls...

[HEyHEY]

6. That's for air circulation

[Deja Q]

7. OMG, there's air in there! I don't feel any circulation...

maybe the fan's gone out! (so that explains why I'm hot! :spray: )

[Robb]

10. They can also be used

...to make very tiny martinis. Interestingly, two at a time.

[crim son]

9. I. Don't. Understand. Why. n/t

[eyesroll]

11. For a more "normal" appearance after orchiectomy, I would imagine.

:shrug:

[crim son]

13. Orchidectomy according to my med. term. course.

But I see the orchiectomy in the dictionary too. Hmm. I like a man's orchids as much as the next woman, but I'm not sure I'd either want or expect reconstruction were my lover to have them removed. Each to her/his own.

[Kutjara]

19. If I had to have mine removed, I think...

...I'd have the vacated pouch configured as a small purse, for keeping loose change and a spare housekey, for use in an emergency. As an added bonus, I'd make a jaunty jingling sound when I walked. It would certainly be a conversation-piece.

[crim son]

27. Ah.

Now here is a man with an unlikely character. Nice!

[Left Is Write]

12. Probably the same reason they make breast implants...

for mastectomy patients.

[dolo amber]

14. Correct

It's a self-esteem issue. At least that's how the vet explained it to me when he was trying to sell me some for my dog. :D

[billyskank]

17. Your vet was insinuating that your dog has small nads?

I'd kick his ass for that!

[NMMNG]

18. Since when do dogs give a rip if they are missing their testicles?

The vet was just trying to weasle money out of you. :eyes:

[LaurenG]

28. You are so logical and right on!

My dog never complained about his.:rofl:

[BrotherBuzz]

15. A brass set

A man from Marblehead,Mass
had testicles made of brass.
When he banged them together
he could play 'Stormy Weather',
and lightning shot out his ass.

:hide:

[Crabby Appleton]

23. I would insist on the brass ones, myself.

[fortyfeetunder]

16. A holiday present idea

for those who don't have the testicular fortitude...

[marzipanni]

20. It turned me off really fast when I noticed

a crab on each of his prosthetic testicles-
http://ggcweb.com/nnht/images/products/Crabeggsaltandpepper,lg.jpg

[Crabby Appleton]

24. thoses are really nice!

[Vidar]

21. Solution for the democratic "leadership"?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

22. Yeah, those're REALLY useful.

If I was the woman dealing with them in a sexual manner, I'd rather have none than this fake-ness.

[conscious evolution]

25. imagine explaining them to TSA

[LynneSin]

26. Yeah, that was an episode of "Sex and the City" season #4

Miranda's ex-boyfriend had testicular cancer. He was feeling kinda inadequate with just one ball so she gave him pity sex. Ended up getting her pregnant. Eventually they married and lived happily ever after!