ROFL! Crazy-assed fundies on campus!

[Oeditpus Rex]

Wait for the second dude, man! He's on about ORgasms and DILdos!

This is TOO fucking weird! :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYBADUS7dac&NR

[Random_Australian]

1. What happens?

And don't ask me why I can't see it-because-if-one-more-fucking-person-asks-me-why-without-telling-me-what-happens-then-I-will-become-upset.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

4. I really think you should calm down.

Go to the main youtube.com and check the FAQ section or something. We can't help you if you don't tell us what is actually happening.

[Random_Australian]

6. How to completely uncalm R_A in a few simple steps.

Step 1) Have to run internet through a proxy server which makes it prohibitively expensive to watch these silly videos.

Step 2) Ask what happens in a video.

Step 3) Get asked why you can't see the video. Do not, under ANY circumstances, DARE to tell the person what happens in the video.

Step 3A) Repeat steps 2-3 about 14 times a night.

There you go!

I was calm. Rather calm. I'm not now. Sure, I didn't tell you what was happening. it's because I have been through this argument so many, so very many times before that I know off-by heart the responses to it.



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Now that I have regained some sense of calm- wait excuse me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH!! WHY OH WHY MUST I GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN?

Now that I have regained some sense of calm, I apologise for my sharp tone.

Incorrect assumption that I am freaking + incorrect assumption youtube's FAQ could help = temporarily not happy R_A.

Mind you, you were trying to help. So bless your little heart. O8)

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

9. ok carolinaperidot just went to bed

But she left one last message

Sure, I didn't tell you what was happening. it's because I have been through this argument so many, so very many times before that I know off-by heart the responses to it.

CP does not post in the DU Lounge on a regular basis due so she had no idea that you were going through this problem with not being able to see videos.She was only trying to help. And she also says that the clip that she posted in an earlier was a campaign commercial of a sleazy republican candidate running for the US Congress in her homestate of North Carolina.

[Random_Australian]

10. Thanks for that, CP.

Uh, who am I talking to?

[China_cat]

14. I feel your pain.

I really do. Because 99% of videos recommended here with no summary of what they're about depend on the AUDIO track for impact. Even though I could watch the videos without having to pay for them, it does no good when you CAN'T FUCKING HEAR THE MAIN POINTS.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Sorry, dude

I wasn't aware of your troublems. :pals:

Basically, it's two fundies in the quad at the University of Oregon. The first one looks like a student — matter o' fact, he looks a lot like a kid who went to high school here. He's just yelling the typical crap to the students hanging in the quad.

But the second guy... Heebus! He says he's 63 and he's "given" his wife five kids and he's real proud of that. Then he rips into the students, saying it's no wonder the girls turn into lesbians because the guys masturbate so much they can't give them an ORgasm. So the girls have to use DILdos.

Out. of. his. tiny. little. mind. :rofl:

[NMMNG]

11. Did he ever consider,

A. Guys like to masturbate and do so even if they're getting lots of booty. (Girls do this too.)
B. Girls who are lesbians are lesbians because they like girls, not because their guys don't give them orgasms.
C. He's a farking whack job.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Probably not,

probably not and probably not.

See, you said "consider." That's like thinking outside the bible box, and that's just not alLOWed.

[NMMNG]

13. Very true

No critical thinking allowed for fundies. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Funniest fundies ever.

Damn.

I never met any fun preachers randomly yelling in the middle of the quad. I feel like I missed out.

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

3. On behalf of myself and RA

What is the gist of the video?

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. See above

#7

:hi:

[unsavedtrash]

5. there is a guy that comes to campus every semester doing much like this.

He is brother Dan and he is a fucking nut case. He randomly shouts things at passersby to get
attention. He gets a huge crowd around him and does his best to verbally attack each individual.According to brother Dan we are all going to hell and soon.
I swear the man will be attacked one day. Last year he had to be escorted off campus because the arguments were getting so heated. Bible belt or not, we don't take kindly to that shit.