I just got hired as a polldancer on Election Day!

[matcom]

c'mon! it just HAD to be done! :evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

1. make sure to use old $ bills...paper cuts suck down there!

[ohiosmith]

3. And you know this as a result of personal experience?

[MrCoffee]

6. ahem....i...uh...well, you see...ahem.

[LSK]

2. Greatest. Copycat. Ever.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

4. you have a cup for some small change I could toss you

:shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

5. I was waiting for this one!

You never disappoint. :P

Here's to Erection Day polls! :toast:

[LynneSin]

7. I was hired as a poleworker on erection day

that probably would get locked almost immediately ** wink wink **

[SOteric]

8. Ooooo! Wear something from the Kelly Brooke line of lingerie!

With sparklies. :bounce:

[jus_the_facts]

9. I think I'd pay to see that.....

....what song will you choose to accompany this festivity?! I suggest this one... :D

~Elected~ Alice Cooper

I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice
I wanna be elected
I'm your yankee doodle dandy in a gold rolls royce
I wanna be elected


Kids want a savior, don't need a fake
I wanna be elected
Were gonna rock to the rules that I make
I wanna be elected, elected, elected

I never lied to you, I've always been cool
I wanna be elected
I gotta get the vote, and I told you about school
I wanna be elected, elected, elected

Hallelujah, I wanna be elected
Everyone in the united states of america
Were gonna win this one, take the country by storm
Were gonna be elected

You and me together, young and strong
Were gonna be elected, elected, elected
Respected, selected, call collected
I wanna be elected, elected


:hi:

[LSK]

10. kick

:evilgrin:

[rug]

11. The point is to get voters inside the polls

not have them running down the street screaming and blinded.