Welcome to the peasant class!

[leftofthedial]

Greetings Serfs of the class of 2006!

You now have only those rights that George W Bush, in his infinite wisdom, unsurpassed judgement, and god-given vision, decides you should have.

Habeas corpus is the ONE right that guarantees all the others. It is now gone.

[MrCoffee]

1. come and see the violence inherent in the system!

[leftofthedial]

2. bring out your dead!

[elfrangel]

5. I'm getting better

:P

[leftofthedial]

6. Condi turned me into a newt!

[elfrangel]

8. a newt?

Bring out the largest scales.

[leftofthedial]

9. very small rocks . . .

[ChoralScholar]

11. A duck.

[Richard Steele]

3. But can we qualify for a group rate on our torch & pitchfork purchases?

[leftofthedial]

4. torches are weapons of mass destruction,

so, no.

[tigereye]

7. don't you think the SCOTUS will throw that one out on appeal?

it doesn't seem to totally resolve the issues that led to the inital SCOTUS decision.

[leftofthedial]

10. it is possible that the law itself could be used to prevent

any court challenge.