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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-18-06 05:36 PM
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What in the hell are they teaching kids in school?
Edited on Wed Oct-18-06 05:36 PM by Squatch
Because it sure isn't geography or vegetable studies (?).

I'm at a Farm Fresh grocery store here in VA Beach this afternoon. I go in to pick up a pork roast, some white asparagus, proscuitto, and a good pilsner.

So, I grab a 12-pack of Pilsner Urquell and the other stuff and head for the checkout counter.

At the checkout counter, the checker asks: "Ooh! What kind of beer is this?"

I respond: "It's from the Czech Republic"

Her: "Where's that"

Me: "It used to be called Czechoslovakia"

Her: "I don't know where that is"

Me: "Prague?" :shrug: <-I actually shrugged at that point

Her: "You're talking to the wrong person."

Me: "Do you know where Germany is?"

Her: "Yeah! My boyfriend's BMW is from Germany, I think."

Me: "Nah, they're made in Australia."

Her: "Oh, yeah...I think you're right."

Then she grabs my asparagus, swipes it across the reader, and the price doesn't come up.

Her: "Can I get a manager on checkout 2?"

Manager: "What's going on?"

Her: "What are these?"

Manager: "Asparagus. PLU ####"

Her: "But, they're white."

I actually walked out of that store dumber than when I walked in.

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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-18-06 05:46 PM
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1. None of that is important.
What's really important is for kids to learn that same sex marriage is wrong.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-18-06 05:49 PM
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2. And that tag is dangerous.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-18-06 06:08 PM
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3. Ignorance is bliss
for somebody.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-18-06 06:21 PM
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4. About the CR.....
I would have answered. oh, over at the mall....

They are competing with Banana Republic....
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