Long Island is the longest island in the continental U.S.

[bigwillq]

Snapple "Real Fact" #333

:)

[YDogg]

1. Shouldn't that be "Long Island is the longest island attached to ...

... the continental U.S.?"

:-)

[bigwillq]

2. That's what the cap says.

Don't blame me.

:)

[YDogg]

3. I blame bush.

:-)

[bigwillq]

4. Me too.

For spreading lies on Snapple caps. :)

[YDogg]

8. Today, snapple caps; tomorrow, hasta la vista habeas corpus.

Oh, wait a sec. Dayum.

[bigwillq]

19. .....

:( :cry:

[speedoo]

21. It's only attached by bridges and tunnels, not land.

Exactly two tunnels. Too many bridges to count.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Long Island is where people go to live in exile.

[bigwillq]

6. I like L.I.

Cool little place.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Pfft.

Driving across it is even more annoying than driving across CT.

[rug]

10. It doesn't go anywhere.

An enormous dead end.

[bigwillq]

16. Never drove across it.

I don't have the luxury to be able to afford to go to the Hamptons. :(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Neither do I.

We just have family friends that live in some shitsville city on it. I've had the displeasure of having to go to parties there.

[bridgit]

9. so...they named it just right...

:)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Yeah, but if they named it "Fucking Most Annoying Island Ever"

that would also be the right name.

[bridgit]

13. we knew some people from LI, and they seemed hoity-toity duuphs...

:shrug: so you come from a long island whatever dude :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Haha...

not all of Long Island is like that, but enough of it is. I don't understand why either, because I mean, it's Long Fuckin' Island, ya know? It's only exclusive because smart people don't want to deal with the hassle of going there.

[Kutjara]

12. Not quite. They ignored the perpendicular dimensions.

It should be "Long Yet Comparatively Narrow Island With an Average Height of 12' Above Sea Level." Not as catchy, I'll grant you, but it more than makes up for this lack in specificity.

This message has been brought to you by the Anal Retentive Federation.

[bridgit]

14. hm, guess that makes sense but now i wonder...

is Fire Island really on fire :dunce:

[Kutjara]

15. That was never proven and, anyway...

...I was nowhere near the place and the witness who saw me with the gas can was drunk and the weather report clearly said that the wind would be coming from the other direction.

[bridgit]

20. pft...

:spray: i love that line in Addams Family Values when Debbi says about Gomez when they all meet, "What a lady killer." and he replies, "Acquitted!" :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. Only with flaming fags...

:rofl:

[bridgit]

25. Tina Fey said she couldn't take Jimmy Fallon to Fire Island cause...

they'd tear him apart like a gazelle on the Serengeti :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. ...

:spray:

[philosophie_en_rose]

22. No it's not.

http://www.peakbagger.com/pbgeog/longisl.aspx

[bigwillq]

23. So Snapple is lying?

Yeah, right! :P :) ;)

[qnr]

26. They need a new PR company. Shouldn't they rename themselves to

Longest Island? Wouldn't even have to make any major changes to the stationery.

[LSK]

27. George Washington Cut and Run from Long Island in 1776

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