Typo literature/screenplays. Change 1 or two letters and make up a story!

[qnr]

Moby Puck: Sportscaster and teammate 'Ishmael' recounts the tragic story of his journey to the stadium with Hockey team captain Ahab. Ahab is tormented with thoughts of vengence against Moby Puck, which took his teeth in a horrific game many years earlier.

[Kutjara]

1. The Screw of the Tern:

An investigation into the sex lives of migratory Arctic birds.

[qnr]

3. Whoaa! Mean little buggers, I still have some chewed up gloves to prove it

Sex AND violence!

[Kutjara]

2. A Sale of Two Titties.

Mammary retail in Revolutionary France.

[qnr]

4. I'm impressed, I figured it would take five or six posts :) n/t

[Kutjara]

5. Be glad I didn't start with...

..."Shaving Ryan's Privates"

[qnr]

6. heheh n/t

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7. The Exercist: The devil takes over a treadmill, resulting in garish

accidents and several deaths from over-exertion.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. A Cockwork Orange:

A prolific porn star is jailed and drugged by uptight fundies and now becomes physically ill when he thinks about sex.

IBTL! :evilgrin:

[qnr]

9. IBTL indeed... & this was started so innocently :) n/t

[jobycom]

10. For Whom They Sell Moles

Hume is a small child in a village in Spain overrun with moles. He decides he wants one as a pet, but the town passes a law that no one may capture a mole to keep as a pet. Meanwhile, WW II breaks out, and Hume begins to suspect that his new neighbor is really a spy. Because of a silly liguistic similarity (though it probably doesn't really occur in Spanish, but let's pretend everyone in the universe speaks English), Hume is prevented from capturing the spy, also called a mole, until he can convince the town to lift the ban on capturing moles. This he does by inventing cheeze whiz.

It's a sort of post-modernist existential tragedy/dark comedy, with plenty of explosions and product placements to make the film more commercially viable. And it will co-star Amanda Peet in a torrid love scene completely unrelated to anything, just because, well, you know how it is.

[qnr]

11. Wow. I can't wait for the movie!

:hi: