Germany Under Attack from Giant Bug Visible from Outer Space

[BurtWorm]

http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF8&t=h&om=1&z=18&ll=48.857734,10.204968&spn=0.001835,0.004989

http://www.inoculatedmind.com/?p=95

Scientists recently came out and reported that we don’t have giant bugs today (like we did in 300 m.y. ago) because there’s not enough oxygen in the atmosphere. The reason given was that the tracheae that distribute air to the tissues of insects would have to get too large to compensate, so only smaller bugs can survive. It made a lot of sense.

Well, now Google Maps has shown that there is a giant species of Dermaptera living in Germany, no doubt, feasting on detritis such as human beings running away screaming. Once again, science is proven wrong and leading geologists now question the fossil record and suggest that the Earth is less than 400 years old to account for this discrepancy. The picture is clearer than any comparable picture of “Nessie” and more identifiable than any of the “dinosaurs” that have washed up on the shore. It shows that the “ancient world” was not that ancient, and we may find a whole colony of dinosaurs fulfilling various anthropocentric roles as vaccuum cleaners, cranes, showers and such a la The Finstones in the nearby German city of Kapfenburg. Yes, this is the smoking gun that will finally put the nail in the coffin of other cheesy metaphors that creationists like to use all the time.

[MrScorpio]

1. Yerp, it's there, plain as day

Found it on Google Earth