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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 03:56 PM
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A serious question
How did the first guy to get a Prince Albert convince the second guy to get one?
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 04:41 PM
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1. It started out as a fashion statement...
"The Prince Albert Piercing , also known in the Victorian days as a "Dressing Ring", was apparently designed to strap the penis tightly against the leg to minimize the bulge caused by the penis when wearing the very tight trousers which were fashionable at that time. As the rumor goes, Prince Albert wore one of these "Dressing Rings" to hold back his foreskin so to keep his member sweet-smelling so as not to offend the Queen."

http://www.abp.net.au/prince_a.htm

I had to look this up---Although I knew men did this, I never knew the name for it. Ouch!!! And they say women suffer for fashion. Apparently men do too.




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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 04:43 PM
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2. How times have changed
Now guys will stuff a sock in their shorts to create a bulge.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 04:44 PM
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3. strap the WHAT tightly against the leg???
no. noo no no. no no nononononono.
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 06:40 PM
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13. Gasp
:cry:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 09:23 AM
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14. Well, that's just super
And Victorian notions of antiseptics and needle-sterility were so advanced, I'm sure that there were never any complications from piercings...
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 09:27 AM
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15. Well...not great, but Victorian England is post-Lister.
Joseph Lister invented antiseptics and antiseptic practice during the Crimean War. That precedes the rule of Victoria by a few decades...I'm too lazy to look up the dates though.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 09:33 AM
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16. Mmm... Listerine on one's newly-perforated John-Thomas
Now there's a fun afternoon.
:scared:
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-20-06 09:37 AM
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17. I didn't say it wasn't unpleasant sanitation
Edited on Fri Oct-20-06 09:38 AM by Chan790
I said one's willie wouldn't rot off and give you gangrene.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 04:47 PM
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4. omg
:scared:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 04:49 PM
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5. ...
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 04:51 PM
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6. What about tattoos?
"Hey, jabbing yourself thousands of times with a sharpened bone needle dipped in charcoal paste sounds like a brilliant idea! Me next!"
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 05:01 PM
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7. Look what some women
walk around wearing in pain for hours.
http://www.stockings-for-her.com/6inch.php

Broken ankles and permanent damage to their feet from wearing these. I guess I'm out of it fashion wise---3" heels is as high as I'll go.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 05:56 PM
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8. That's hot.
Seriously, that page must be Disneyland for a foot fetishist...
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 06:05 PM
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10. men design those so that women can't run away
:silly:
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 06:29 PM
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11. Ah, but we can
take one off and whack them with it.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 06:04 PM
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9. lol
:spray:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-19-06 06:32 PM
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12. i can't imagine
and I'm a woman....
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