Post here And I will give you a BABY!!

[Guava Jelly]

:7

[idgiehkt]

1. give me a baby

and I will post here.

sorry, couldn't resist. :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

2. of course

minus nine months :)

[Deja Q]

3. Um, is there something you want to tell us?

:o

[Guava Jelly]

4. Sure..You are pregnant!!!!!

[Deja Q]

5. Two things.

1. Impossible. I'm an outie, not an innie. (in terms of 'plumbing')

2. Did you have to find a picture of a baby in THAT position? I've heard of babies having babies, but that's just a tad extreme... :o

[Guava Jelly]

6. actually it was a random baby picture

I may be semi retarded... but i sure aint a freak!!!!! :)

[TOhioLiberal]

7. you can't give me a baby...

my plumbing's been 'fixed'. :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

8. kay ya get a baby :)

and good evening :)

[TOhioLiberal]

10. What a cutie...

...and the picture's real nice too. :blush:

[Left Is Write]

9. Oooh....Mr. LiW would NOT be in favor of you doing so!

[Guava Jelly]

13. I will give you an baby..via adoption.

(so mr liw won't have to kill me ):)
BTW..Mr LiW is a very lucky man!!!
and here is your adopted child..

[woo me with science]

11. I'm not sure this is legal.......

:wow:

[Guava Jelly]

14. shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

say no more...

[woo me with science]

18. Hey, i was just making an observation....I don't need another one!

Ah, well....The little bugger is cute.

[Fuzz]

12. That's some powerful man chowder you got there.

How does that work exactly? I've had my internet tubes tied.

[Guava Jelly]

15. i heard sumpthun about byrds an beezzzzzzzzzzzzz

:silly:

[woo me with science]

20. You need a better firewall, obviously! nt

[Arugula Latte]

16. Can you make mine Madonna's new adopted baby?

Or maybe one of Angelina and Brads? Thanks much! :*

[Guava Jelly]

23. here ya go

[Ryan from Canada]

17. Mmmmmmmmmmm!

Baby back ribs!

[bigwillq]

19. Hi!

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

24. here comes mr stork :)

[u4ic]

21. Give one

or make one...:dilemma:

[Guava Jelly]

25. you tell me

:evilgrin:.....the bunny died :hi:

[u4ic]

29. The bumble bee suit

is just too damn cute!! :rofl:


:loveya:

[Counciltucky]

22. Can I sell it on the black market? n/t

[Guava Jelly]

26. no!!!

[6000eliot]

27. Unfortunately, my partner and I can't have a baby.

[Guava Jelly]

28. sure ya can :)

a virtual one :)

[NewWaveChick1981]

30. So is virtual artificial insemination a new technique?

Keep those boys AWAY from me!!! :grr:

[Guava Jelly]

32. virgin birth

:)

[NewWaveChick1981]

34. Of course, if I had a baby, it would definitely be a virgin birth.

:rofl: :spray: Ummmm.... that is, if I became a born-again virgin. :patriot:

[Fleshdancer]

31. I want a virtual baby n/t

[Guava Jelly]

33. sure

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

35. Mmm, delicious babies...

aughhgughgugh...

[Guava Jelly]

36. here ya go

[LaraMN]

37. How 'bout I give YOU a baby?

More specifically, a three-year-old, who just got mad and squirted me with his juice box, in retaliation for the "five minutes until I change your diaper" warning I issued.:o :D

[Guava Jelly]

38. You look like you could use another baby

to show your 3 year he can be replaced :)