Kids say the darnedest thing.

[Swede]

At lunch today a friend was telling me about his 5 year old son. Last week the school called him to say he hurt his arm. Eric went and picked him up and decided to take him to the hospital. All the way there his son kept saying "I'm gonna die,aren't I dad." or "My friend told me I was gonna die". Eric kept telling him he was gonna be ok. Turns out Nik had broken his arm in two places,the doctors wanted to operate right away. As Nik was going under the anesthetic he said "I knew it,I knew I was gonna die."
Everything turned out fine,Nik had his arm fixed. As Eric was leaving with his boy,the doctor asked him "What did your son say as he went under." Eric told him. The doc just shook his head and walked away.

[bumblebee1]

1. This is a second hand account.

One Saturday afternoon, my husband and I went out to lunch with his nephew and the nephew's then 4 yr old son. The four yr old turns to his father and says, "Excuse me, daddy, I farted." The nephew then says to his son, "We don't talk like that in a restaurant." I was at the dessert bar at the time. My husband told me all about it. I also heard about the people at the surrounding tables laughing at thet remark.

[marzipanni]

2. I'm glad Nik survived!

When my son was three years old we were driving in Rhode Island on our vacation. Suddenly Will said "I have to go poo-poo!" My husband pulled into a gas station at an intersection, but they did not let customers use the bathroom, and told us we could go to the Dunkin Donuts on the other side of the four lane street. I hustled Will across the street and right into the bathroom. Passing the donut display case on the way out, I decided we should give them some business, since they allowed us use of their"facilities". The woman behind the counter smiled down at Will and said, "OOOHH! Did you come in to get a donut!?"to which he replied, "No, I came in to go poo-poo!"