matcom
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Fri Oct-20-06 07:59 AM
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Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day..... |
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Looking back over the years
That we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I've always wanted to have
Someone to hold,
Someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
-------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
#################################################### Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
******************************************************************************** Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
===================================================== Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Your friends and I wanted to do
Something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) So your daughter's a hooker,
And it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay
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marzipanni
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Fri Oct-20-06 08:18 AM
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but still not worth $2.95
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Tue Apr 23rd 2024, 11:24 PM
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