BREAKING NEWS! Republican has sex with own wife

[zbdent]

in their own bedroom, without anyone watching, and without anything kinky!

Remember, you heard it here first!

[Bunny]

1. Fucking pervert. What about the children??

Who will think of the children?

[zbdent]

3. They did!

That's why they locked the door.

Amazing story, isn't it?

[Kutjara]

2. I knew there'd be no link.

It's obviously a totally made up story. Such things simply don't happen.

[zbdent]

4. I read it on Newsmax!

So you know it has to be true ...

[Kutjara]

5. Pfft! Next you'll be telling me...

...he coaches little league and isn't diddling any of the kids. Pure baloney!

[zbdent]

6. So you did read the article

I thought I was the only one ...

[youthere]

7. Right like I believe THAT.

[petronius]

8. C'mon, now, this is the Lounge - not the 'House of Lobotomized

Freeper Morons Who'll Believe Anything They Read on the Internets, No Matter How Utterly Ridiculous It Sounds.' If you're going to post a funny made-up story, at least make it slightly believable... :eyes:

[Jamastiene]

9. Gasp!!!

:wow: You are kidding, right?

[zbdent]

11. It's true, it's true! I'm Series!1!111

[Guava Jelly]

10. Oh quit with your LIBERAL LIES!!!!!

Republicans cant have sex because the men have no genitalia.
And the women are actually men!!!

[RedCloud]

12. Without benefit of an electron microscope?

Unfreakin believable.

[leftofthedial]

13. that's gotta be a first

there usually are animals or small children involved.

[filer]

14. That's sick and revolting!

Is there no end to their debauchery?

[Downtown Hound]

15. Next thing you'll be telling me that they were sober

Yeah right.

[Generic Brad]

16. You must have heard that on MSNBC

Every story on that network is "Breaking News".

[av8rdave]

17. Talk about validating the strategy of the terrorists!