celery + gravity = art - the effects of celery on loose elastic...

[bridgit]

http://www.lileks.com/institute/frahm

[Kutjara]

1. I never meet women like that.

Just another reminder of my shallow, empty existence.

[bridgit]

2. hee, i've never bought celery that made my underwear fall down...

:)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. I've never bought celery.

It's a very boring vegetable. That is, unless one finds the elusive celery that causes one to drop their underwear.

[Kutjara]

5. My dear, if you'd only asked...

...I would happily buy you all the underwear-dropping celery in existence. That is, after all, what money is for.

[bridgit]

7. do dahling do, it's too simply rococo bathing in all this money night...

after night without loose elastic somewhere near :headbang:

[Kutjara]

8. Ooh, do stop, my pumpkin...

...or I'll be forced to lick vintage champagne off your nethers.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Heh.

That dude was a celery perv.

:rofl:

[bridgit]

6. i can just see his shrink's little notepad flipping through...

the sessions of time @ 200 bucks an hour, "celery" "celery" "celery" "celery" "celery" "celery" "loose pink underwear" "celery" "celery" "celery" :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Official diagnosis:

Celery perv.

:rofl:

And I didn't even charge for that.

[In_The_Wind]

10. I seem to have had that problem once or twice.

It wasn't the celery's fault! I blamed it on the clothes dryer.

[bridgit]

11. OH! Bod'ah Bing!

:rofl: :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

12. I solved the problem though by going

commando :thumbsup:


I'm still thinking about taking the long skirts south with me to wear on the trike. It works if you tuck the skirt in your waistband.

[bridgit]

13. that's working, i see the aerodynamics of some bike riders with...

their shirts nearly all blown up around their ears and i wonder if their still able to tuck them back in after a wind-whipping like that :rofl: but i know you've got the angle on the ticket ;)

[In_The_Wind]

14. I won't need my helmet!

I was always fighting to keep my shirt down in place until I started wearing a vest.
The biggest problem I see for this winter is learning how to ride without turning my skin into leather. I hate wearing clothes because when you stop at lights it's damn hot! I'm shipping my chaps, leathers and boots. :shrug:

[billyskank]

15. Joani

if you're going to be riding a trike, please wear a helmet.

[In_The_Wind]

16. Aw billyskank!

I felt nekkid without my seatbelt.
I doubt that I'll go without my helmet too often because
I wouldn't be able to keep my scalp from getting sunburned without it
and my hair would get too many split ends. :silly: :hi: :loveya:

[billyskank]

17. I feel naked without my seatbelt too

It has been so well drilled into me to use it.

It's odd the difference you see in bikers. A few people here ride American-style bikes, and they tend to just wear ordinary clothes - jacket, jeans, sneakers - although they do wear helmets too (it's the law). But most bikers here ride Japanese-style bikes, the kind where you lean forward (and ride at 200 mph ;)), and they wear full motorcycling leathers and boots, always. No matter what the weather.

[In_The_Wind]

18. IF I was on two wheels I'd wear stuff to avoid road-rash but on 3 wheels

I don't think it's necessary.
My helmet is what is called ~ a brain-bucket because it's a 1/2 helmet. I wouldn't advise that for two wheels.
The biggest problem I have riding is protecting my skin from bugs, pebbles and stuff being kicked-up or thrown from cars. I was riding in shorts & tank tops up here in the north because the sun isn't as strong but I'll need more protection this winter.

[Deja Q]

19. I wonder if celery, loose elastic, and this jackhammer have significance?

:rofl:

[bridgit]

20. HT, you've just alluded to the mania of: Art Frahm...

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[wildhorses]

21. hypno--

love the new sigline...now if you could just get the frog's tongue to snap out at a fly!! That would be perfect!!