WTF is a "Democrate"????

[NewWaveChick1981]

:rofl: My mother's husband just sent me ANOTHER forwarded Freeper email (forward of a forward of a forward...etc. :puke:), and the subject line was "FW: FW: FW: Bill Clinton the Democrate"... :rofl: Stupid asshole Freeps... can't even hate Bill Clinton without misspelling something... :spray:

Yeesh...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. tee hee hee

nice one..."can't even hate Bill Clinton without misspelling something"

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. Glad I could cheer you up a little...

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

2. you know what that is, don't you?

that's HUGH!!!11!!!

yes, first one in!

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. Are you SERIES????

:rofl: Excellent, MrCoffee!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

33. Ahem.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. It's the new political collection at Crate & Barrel.

You should really check it out. I hear it's fantastic.

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. Yeah!

:rofl: Democrate & Barrel? :spray:

[MrCoffee]

7. i don't want any asses on my plates, please.

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. ...

:rofl:

[billyskank]

8. Whatever. Libs have no morels.

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. Why do you hate America?

:hi: :rofl:

[Haole Girl]

9. Ha-ha! A Democrat who practices...

...Karate? :rofl:



Let's kick some butt on Nov. 7th!! Yes...karate-Dems!!

Yes, I had a little too much coffee today. ;-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. We're out there.

I'm a 2nd degree black belt.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

23. Pfft -- I have a black belt, too.

It holds up my pants. :hide:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. Tsk. Tsk.

I literally had to shed blood, sweat and tears for mine. Probably permanent loss of some brain cells, due to a kick to the head, that left me crumpled on the floor a decent distance from where I had been standing.

:P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. Kicked in the head?

:scared:

Although I have quite a hard skull, I still wouldn't want to get kicked there. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Yeah, it wasn't supposed to be full-contact to the head either.

It was by a 200lb, over 6' tall mysogynist. However, he was turned into a bloody pulp a year later at his black belt testing by all the big male black belts in the dojo. When they were through, they told him it was because of what he did to me at my testing. Guess what? The guy doesn't enjoy beating up on the women in class anymore.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

31. Jeebus.

Good thing he got the shit beat out of him. What an asshole.

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. Oh, yeah!

We'll kick some Repuke ASS on Nov. 7!!!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

11. It's where you keep liberal puppies til they're house trained.

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. Oh, ok! Those puppies have to stay somewhere...

:P And I like liberal puppies!

[peekaloo]

16. Used for packing and shipping useless 'Puke asses out of DC.

C.O.D. of course.

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. Now THAT'S a definition I can live with!

:rofl: :applause:

[Kajsa]

18. What is it with these damn forwarded

Freeper emails?

My Repub brother sends me them, ad nauseum.

I just delete them.

What's the friggin point?
They are not changing anyone's mind with this
crap!

:nuke:

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. Tell me about it...

:eyes: My mother's husband (not really my stepfather since they got married when I was 40) sends them all the time. He can't even figure out how to delete all the other freakin' headers (just like all the other Freeps that forwarded it prior to him!), so even if I really DID want to read it, I'd have to scroll down for ten minutes looking for the actual message. :rofl: I use my delete key A LOT.

[hfojvt]

30. I think they are useful for them

and we should have something similar. They do not change anybody's mind, at least not anybody who isn't already on the fence, but they do keep their spin points in circulation, provide talking points and comfort to their faithful.

Which is why I usually hit reply all and knock the stuffing out of them.

For example, I have twice gotten this nonsense:

"Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University
School of Law, St. Paul, Minnesota, points out
some interesting facts concerning the 2000
Presidential election:

Population of counties won by: Gore: 127 million;
Bush: 143 million.

Square miles of land won by: Gore: 580,000;
Bush: 2,427,000.

States won by: Gore: 19; Bush: 29"

This Professor ought to be smart enough to know he is full of crap. Anybody with a 6th grade education should see that's a load of crap, but I replied anyway:

"Considering that Olson's "interesting facts about the 2000 election" are pure BS, it's probably not a good idea to believe anything else he says. Even though Gore got more votes than Bush, this Professor apparently gets paid $80,000+ a year to act like the population of counties won should matter more than actual votes and what, exactly, is the relevance of square miles, except to show that alot of empty space voted for Bush. It also confuses me to read that Gore won 19 states and Bush won 29 because that only adds up to 48 and I thought there were 50 states, plus the District of Columbia, which has more people than empty spaces like SD or Phillips County Montana which has 5,213 square miles and only 4,271 people. But according to Olson that should matter more than Connecticut with 4,862 square miles and 3.5 million people. (and not to mention Upper Yukon division Alaska with 84,142 square miles and less than 2,000 people almost as big as Pennsylvania and New York combined (92,797 square miles).)"

[Bucky]

19. A crate in which one keeps one's demos. Duh.

Ironically, it could also be a slang term for the reeducation camps they'll send us to after Jeb is reelected in 2012.

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. That's enlightening...

...not to mention frightening... :yoiks: :hi:

[TheBaldyMan]

21. you keep your liberalade bottles in it, I think

:shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

24. Cool!

:hi: I guess maybe my Freedom Fries won't fit in there, though. :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

27. A female Democrat

Usage:

Bill est un democrat, et Hillary est une democrate.

[Ellen Forradalom]

29. Or perhaps a female Democrat should be called

A democratrix?

[Irreverend IX]

32. Democrates are the secret weapon of the Democrat Party.

These unassuming crates are delivered to churches, private schools, military bases, corporate high-rises and other bastions of traditional American values by George Soros and Michael Moore. When red-blooded Americans investigate Democrates, they will burst open and release a noxious gas that weakens the minds and frays the morals of anyone nearby. Pastor Buck McConnell of the Holy Christ Almighty Church in Crudler, Iowa reported that his wife began wearing pants and listening to Enya after venturing too close to a Democrate. A class of children from John Birch Primary Prep in Fumbuck, Alabama exhibited a decrease in eagerness to throw rocks at the black children attending a nearby school after exposure to a Democrate. The direst Democrate incident to date occurred when Idaho state senator Bud Bullings breathed the liberalizing gas and nearly forgot to veto a measure that would have set aside state funds to construct a battered womens' shelter. The use of these insidious devices is another reminder of how low liberals will go in their quest to destroy America.

[u4ic]

34. My sister sent me

a "Canadianized" freeper email once.

About the war in Iraq.

Canada isn't in Iraq. :silly:

[Benfea]

35. Well, these are the same people who brought you "Get a brain, Moran!"

Surely you aren't expecting more from them. Frankly, I'm impressed that their brains generate enough current to get signals all the way down to their legs (I know this happens. I've seen conservatives walk before).

[ElboRuum]

36. PSA: Why Can't Danny Spell? POTATOE?