The Domestic Diva strikes again!

[crim son]

I've washed all the tile and hardwood, vacuumed all the area rugs, changed the sheets on five beds, done four loads of laundry, dusted the furniture AND I have the pastry dough for homemade cinnamon buns rising in the oven as I type.

I am a goddess. Admit it.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Hmmm...I've watched tv all day.

Wait, I did venture out of the room once. I got a can of Diet Pepsi Twist and a slice of cold pizza. Then, I went back to the tv.

[crim son]

2. That describes much of my past week, since I've been

sick and premenstrual. What are you watching?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. I watched some Lifetime movie, then some survival show on TLC.

The survival show was cool. Ferris Bueller is on Comedy Central, so I think I'm going to watch that. Of course, I should probably relocate to the basement with the big plasma & digital cable and see what's on there. It's rare I can get near that tv, but apparently, my parents are heading to our condo for the night, so I can bask in the glory of 500 channels.

[crim son]

4. Cool. I have but four channels & so have very low standards

when it comes to my t.v. viewing. FB is a great movie... I fell in lust with Matthew Broderick when it first came out.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. I didn't have any tv channels for almost 2 years.

Once I had cable again, it was insane. I was mesmerized by the dumbest shit ever. It was like I was making up for lost time or something.

I've probably seen FB about a 100 times. I remember the first time I saw it was on a day where I was home faking sick from school. Perfect.

[crim son]

14. Lol.

I know if I had cable, I'd watch. It's the only reason I have never had it... because I can get addicted, like to DU, or Buffy. Some day I may throw out the t.v. Then again, maybe I won't.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. Yeah, and now I'm debating on whether to head to the health food store

for some Gimme Lean. I basically have 45 minutes to debate. I may just eat a tv dinner, although I kind of feel like cooking.

[crim son]

Can you pick me up some basil while you're there?

My car battery is dead. I'm trying to remember what I made with Gimme Lean and why. I do remember it was good. Oh yeah, it was right before my hellacious trip to Mexico... feeding some vegetarian friends who don't like either onions or seasonings. I had no choice but to use a beef substitute. I know this is very interesting to you.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. Sorry, forgot the basil.

Got the Gimme Lean though. Unfortunately, the cashier was some chick I used to have a thing with. Awk-ward...

[crim son]

35. Those encounters are always such a pleasure, aren't they?

I hope you were looking really hot!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

39. Yeah, I was.

Jeans and a wifebeater are always a good look for me, even if I'm wearing a jacket over it.

Anyway, I dumped her because even though she was really hot, she was still a crazy junkie and heroin is not a drug I'll put up with.

[crim son]

43. I've noticed that the sloppier and dirtier I look, the more hungry

looks I seem to attract. It's perverse and kind of yukky.

Staying with a heroin addicted lover is giving up on ever having a real life yourself. Clearly, you are worth much more. Though I feel badly for your ex.

[Deja Q]

5. I ate a box of reduced fat nilla wafers and stroked my bird

Oh, took the car in for a brake job too. Ouch...

[crim son]

6. Man, you must be beat!

Better rip open a bag of M&Ms and lie down for a while :P

[Deja Q]

8. Well, I did jog to the repair shop and back...

So I doubtlessly burned a few calories too...

Oh, for the rest of the day, broccoli, onions, and red peppers only. :D

[crim son]

13. Anybody who jogs anywhere, I admire.

My rheumatoid arthritis excuses me from actually running, but I could use a machine or something. I just don't. The veggies sound good. Between that and reading the cookbook thread, I'm ready to break out my Moosewood cookbook and build something delicious.

[BornagainDUer]

9. Not to burst yer bubble.

I heard one of those cinnabuns has enough fat for three days adult recommended allowance.

[crim son]

11. Yes, but

I don't like them! That's the beauty of it. The kids are thrilled, the husband is appeased and I stay svelte and healthy. Also, I make these things. There is a total of 3/4C of butter for twelve rolls. Only one egg. So, they aren't that bad :)

I'm assuming by "born again" that you've been here at DU for a while, but if not, Welcome to DU!

[BornagainDUer]

28. Thanks. Looks like you had your cake and can eat

it too. Now that its low cal.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. My dear crim son!

Your activities make me tired just reading about them!

Good for you!

You go, girl!

:toast:

[crim son]

12. I'm going, going, gone!

I had such a fun time out last night that I woke full of energy. And lest you wonder, no, nothing of note happened. Neither good nor bad. I'm merely happy. I hope you are doing well, Peg.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. I am well, thank you, sweetie.........

My life is busy, but happy, on all fronts....personal and public, if you catch my drift.........

:hug:

[crim son]

16. I do. Catch it, I mean.

Then we have both found well-earned peace, at least for a while. :hug: Good for us!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. .....

:hug:

[Guava Jelly]

17. You match the criteria!

And you are cute ta boot :)

[crim son]

19. Not as cute as you are.

And I like to think of myself as "well-rounded" in terms of my talents and abilities :)

[Guava Jelly]

20. I am a toad next to you Crim son

I like to think of you as a kindred spirit and a really nice lady.
And of course a friend :loveya:

[crim son]

23. Bullshit.

You're no toad. You're adorable. :loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

25. Well with a smooch from a princess like you

I could become a prince..
Thank you for the compliment.
you kick ass :)

[crim son]

29. I don't smooch the good guys.

Hearts get broken that way.

[Left Is Write]

22. I got my hair colored.

[Guava Jelly]

24. what color?

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

26. I'm still blonde, but I now have some lovely lowlights.

[crim son]

27. It sounds beautiful. It always feels good, doesn't it?

I've had to start coloring my own hair, and the results are NOT attractive.

[In_The_Wind]

30. I'm tired just reading your post!

Yes, You are a goddess.

[crim son]

31. Thank you Joani.

So are you, and we all know it!

[In_The_Wind]

32. You always know the right thing to say to fluff up my feelings.

Thanks

[skygazer]

34. Sounds like me in a manic phase

Unfortunately for my house, my manic phases are few and far between these days. But the good news is, my depressive phases are too.

So when you coming over to visit? :evilgrin:

[crim son]

36. You know, I'd be willing to clean and bake if it would enable

me to spend time in California! But I can't be there until tomorrow afternoon. I'm dead tired right now :)

[skygazer]

40. Maybe we could do a swap

I'm missing New England rather a lot right now. Can you put up with a nice man and a cat? :rofl:

[crim son]

41. Sure; if you can put up with kind of an asshole man,

three kids and two cats!

But seriously, if you ever have a reason to be in the lovely if chilly state of Maine, be assured you and yours have a place to stay!

[skygazer]

42. Thanks darlin'

And if you get out here to sunny Cal, the same applies. :hug:

[miss_american_pie]

37. Of course you are

:hi:

[crim son]

44. Right now I'm more of a hausfrau

in pink doggie pyjamas and a comfy red robe. You'll have to take it from here on, Ms. Pie! :hi:

[miss_american_pie]

46. If you insist

I'm headed to the mall for the second time today. :D :hi:

[crim son]

47. Since Haruka forgot to pick me up my basil,

maybe you can do it on the way home? :)

[miss_american_pie]

48. Of course

What are you making that requires basil?

[crim son]

51. Nothing right now.

But I've been without it for two weeks. I've made cioppino and spaghetti during that time and only remembered I was out of basil when I was well into the preparation. I need my basil!

Whar are you getting at the mall?

[fizzgig]

38. thanks for giving me the kick in the ass i needed

it motivated me to get shit done around here. cleaned the cat boxes, did a few loads of laundry, changed my oil and started a load of dishes.

and yes, you are a goddess.

[crim son]

45. Glad to be of service to someone!

And don't you feel better now?

[fizzgig]

49. loads better

but there's still so much to do

[sarge43]

50. I cleaned the bird cages, emptied a couple waste paper

baskets and washed some dishes; it's a full life.

[crim son]

52. Baby steps, my friend.

I still have three and a half bathrooms to clean but I'm done for the evening!

[sarge43]

53. That's all I intend to take, crim son.

Three and half bathrooms - Jeez.