I was just flashed in my front yard by a naked man, no this isn't a sex

[texanwitch]

thread.

I went out to feed the birds more bread and this car pulls up in the next driveway, a naked man jumps out and stands there for a few minutes.

He then jumps back into his car and drives away, I got his license plate number.

I called the cops and they are looking for him in the neighborhood.

What a strange day, I knew I shouldn't have gotten up so early.:crazy:

[Drum]

1. He was close?

[texanwitch]

9. Yes he was about 10 feet away.

The cops are coming to my house soon, I hope they catch him.

My dog scared him away, I had to grab her or this guy would be needing 911.

[Drum]

12. No good!

At first my vision of it was a lot more far away, more a little Benny Hill style quick comic flash. Having never been flashed m'self, I guess it's a pretty simplistic scenario.

On the other hand:
Close is totally yuck, and dangerous as well. It's offensive and dangerous, and you've done all in yr community a favor by getting the digits and alerting law enforcement.

:thumbsup:!!!

[barb162]

49. Dogs help, don't they.

I have little kitties, who would have sensed my terror.

[Deja Q]

2. Yipes.

Glad you called the cops. Hopefully they'll catch him with his pants down...


(and since this isn't a sex thread, I won't ask for any detail... :crazy: )

[texanwitch]

5. There a lot of little children in the neighborhood.

This guy could grab a kid and be gone with him or her.

[Deja Q]

8. No jokes in this response:

I really am glad you called the cops. People doing that sort of thing (flashing or kidnapping) are best left to twisted cartoon shows and not in reality.

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. What was matcom doing in your neighborhood???

:P :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Don't worry

It's just the new GOP ad.

[Drum]

6. That reply alone should get this thread kicked all night!

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. I guess GOP door-to-door canvassers are going all out...

:rofl: Gotta hand it to you, Rex---that's priceless!!! :applause:

[texanwitch]

10. He did look like a young republican.

He was driving rather nice car.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Was he wearing a bow tie?

[texanwitch]

13. No bow tie.

How do I put this, he didn't have much to proud of.

This is all I will say about he what looked like.

I do have a democratic yard sign for Chris Bell who is running for Governor, that might been the reason.

[blockhead]

14. we had a streaker run through our church once.....

they caught him by the organ....

[MnFats]

32. try this, as my clever sister once did: in a parking lot...

Guy yanks it out and starts whacking.
he shouts,"Hey lady, you know what this is?"

she replies: "well, it looks like a penis, only smaller."

guy flees.

[texanwitch]

34. That's a good one.

:rofl:

[photogirl12]

16. ROFL!!!

:rofl:

[Kutjara]

15. Well, you know what they say:

"The early bird gets the worm." Sounds like that's exactly what he had to show off.

[texanwitch]

17. The guy was sad.

This guy was really sick, driving around a neighbor naked.

My dog could have really injured him if she had got away from me, trust me.

She is large german shepard mix, I have never seen her so angry.

[photogirl12]

18. She probably

felt that you were threatened. My dog becomes a completely different dog if he feels he has to protect me.

[texanwitch]

20. She was in side yard playing with the cat , then this fool comes along.

She came flying past me, I just caught her collar and held on.

She was all teeth, the hair on her neck was up.

She could have killed him.

[photogirl12]

22. Which if it was someone more threatening

it would be exactly what you would want her to do. He was someone "invading" her territory and "threatening" her pack.

[texanwitch]

27. She went from 0 to 60.

One second she is playing boxing with the kitten, the next she all teeth.

It took all I had to hold her back, she is still a little hyper.

She is in guard dog mode right now. She is guarding the backyard and the inside of the house.

[Monk06]

19. I am a bad ass cracker, I vote GOP. I was on the way the church and

and had to take a pee.

Yawl dig it. Can't bust ma rhymes. Chuh

[originalpckelly]

36. Ass cracker? New name for white plumbers?

[Monk06]

37. That's some smack crack Jack !!!!!!!

[Floogeldy]

21. Yow, how come women never flash men?

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[photogirl12]

23. Because we don't need to prove

our womanlyness. :P

[Floogeldy]

24. Ya got me there.

;)

[photogirl12]

25. Besides

when it comes to men who flash, it is always someone that you would never want to see naked.

[Floogeldy]

26. Yow, I guess that is why they do it.

;)

[Vidar]

30. Some do, & I've always thanked them.

[dad]

51. I got

flashed by a woman once! Drive-by flashing on the 4th of July many years ago.

[texanwitch]

54. I think men and women flash for different reasons.

Women tend to flash when they have to much to drink.

[survivor999]

28. Was he, ahem, horny?

:)

[texanwitch]

29. Update.

The Police came by to tell me that the naked man has been found.

After he left here he went to a few other locations, the other people called the Police so they knew who it was.

The police caught him in the act.

This guy is really sick.

[Floogeldy]

31. All snarkiness aside, I think I know how you feel, texanwitch.

When I was in high school, I worked at a Mexican restaurant during the summer. My shift started at 4:00 a.m., as I prepared a lot of food to be used during the day.

One morning, I pulled into the parking lot at 4:00 a.m. and headed for the front door of the restaurant. A car drove up and there was a guy in it asking me where a certain club was located. His voice was trembling and he was obviously manipulating himself at the moment. I immediately turned and walked away. At that point, I felt sullied with evil and ugliness. It was a lesson in human behavior. It is not permanent. You are still pure, inside.

U gonna be okay. :hug:

[texanwitch]

33. Thanks Floogeldy

I can tell it is shocking to be feeding birds and have some nut climb out of a car naked.

The story does get a little worse, this guy exposed himself to a group of little girls a few blocks over.

I am so happy Police caught this guy, maybe he can get some help.

[barb162]

44. good, let him explain this in court

[RFKHumphreyObama]

35. I'm glad they got him

At the very least he needs help

It's good that you were vigilant enough to get his license plate number and that you and others were sensible enough to notify the police. There's nothing amusing about someone flashing in the fashion that he is -it's a form of harassment and totally unacceptable

Sorry you had to go through that:hug:

[texanwitch]

38. Thank you socialdemocrat1981

It is funny how when something like this happens it does take awhile for after effects to set in.

I am just glad I was able to catch my dog before she got to this guy, she is more then big enough to knock down a grown man.

I feel bad for the little girls who had to see this nut.

I hope this guy stays locked up for awhile.:hug:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

39. if you had let the dog go

it would have stopped him right there.

Next time, let the dog have her way.

[texanwitch]

40. I was afraid she would have killed him, she is a big dog.

Everything happened so fast, it might have lasted 2 minutes.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

41. I probably would have grabbed her too

but wished afterward that I hadn't.


:hug:

You ok?

[texanwitch]

42. Thanks, I am fine.

It just takes awhile for everything to sink in.

I am just thinking about the little girls having to go though this. I had a childhood friend had this same thing happen to her when she about 8 years old walking home from school. The little girls will need to talk to someone about this.

:hug:

[barb162]

43. ewwwwww, I hope they get the perv

[texanwitch]

45. The police got him.

They were looking for him and had extra cars out.

I hope he has lots fun in jail.

[barb162]

46. Did you scream? I probably would have been terrified

and run in the house

[texanwitch]

47. No, I can defend myself.

I spent 4 long years in the Army, had to take combat training.

I was more taken by surprise.

When I went out to feed to birds the last thing I expected to see was a naked man jumping out of a car.

I stay pretty calm, that's the army training.

[barb162]

48. Well, what struck me is I feed the birds too and to see that,

oh my, I probably would have been catatonic for a few seconds and then I would have run in the house!!!!

[texanwitch]

50. Nothing wrong with running to house.

I had my Army training and a big dog with me.

I think this guy was as coward, he was looking for a victim.

Wow, it is amazing how that Army training came right back.

I just looked at him and then the dog comes running over and I had to hold her back.

What a Saturday afternoon.

[radwriter0555]

55. well luckily it was nothing to get excited or worried about. A man who is

so pathetic as to stand naked in front of a stranger isn't a real threat to anyone.

After all, it's just a penis. A naked man has absolutely no defense... and I'm sure his lack of character was amplified by his complete lack of physical attributes.

I've been flashed before, and I just laughed at the guy. He shuffled away in shame all red-faced.

[Cheney Killed Bambi]

52. So strange

How crazy people are. What would possess someone to do that? What could they possibly hope to gain?

[texanwitch]

53. I don't know.

If he thinks his life was bad before, it is really bad now.

Maybe he thought he would never be caught.

[radwriter0555]

56. No, he wanted to get caught....

He's so disgusted with himself he made sure he could get caught.