leeroysphitz
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Sun Oct-22-06 06:10 PM
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I bought a bag of pot today. |
wildhorses
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Sun Oct-22-06 06:13 PM
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don't bogart that joint, my friend:smoke:
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Sun Oct-22-06 06:52 PM
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6. And always pass to the left |
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Sun Oct-22-06 08:04 PM
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14. I thought it was pass ti the right with pot and deal left with cards?? |
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OMG!!! Have I been making a a terrible social blooper all this time????:evilfrown:
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Sun Oct-22-06 06:15 PM
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2. Costco or WalMart? n/t |
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Sun Oct-22-06 06:17 PM
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3. blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub |
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Sun Oct-22-06 06:21 PM
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4. you have at least one new friend. |
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Sun Oct-22-06 06:44 PM
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5. Did I mention that I am a huge NARC and the bag went straight into |
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the evidence room at the D.U.P.D. Yup it's a huge online sting operation and everyone that responded to this thread (and NO it isn't entrapment so quit saying that) is now under investigation.
Sorry.
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Sun Oct-22-06 07:14 PM
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7. Gee, you mean I'm on some kind of watch list |
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or red flag thing? Who would've ever thought:scared:
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Sun Oct-22-06 07:26 PM
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9. It's worse than that. We've got a very SMALL FLEXIBLE agent |
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hiding under you couch RIGHT FUCKING NOW. He/ She is armed with mace and those plastic handcuffs that they use on C.O.P.S. as well as a heavy duty T.A.Z.E.R. and a little billy club with poisoned spikes on it.
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Sun Oct-22-06 07:38 PM
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10. uh-oh, is it this guy? |
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Yer truckin' casually down the street
When a man comes up to ya lookin' beat
With telltale traces of hippie on his chin
You say howdy, he says "Hi,
Got anything that'll make me fly?
And if ya do I surely wish you'd let me in
On what yer dealin', brother."
In your mind you start to wonder
What to turn this fella onto
Then you get a look into his eyes
You find his beard is only make-up
And his line is purely fake-up
Then and only then you realize
He's your Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent
Friendly neighborhood narco man
Courtesy of your local FBI
Your friendly neighborhood narco daddy
All-american finking Feddie
There to trip you up while you are high
You're sitting in the coffeehouse gloom
When the waiter comes up to you with a broom
And asks to sweep the floor around your chair
You ask him why and he says, "Routine -
"We like to keep our coffee clean."
And he begins to tidy up with care
*You light yourself a cigarette
And find out soon as you got it lit
That 40 new-found friends are by your side
Then someone hands you a note that's penciled
Telling you your flight's been cancelled
Just the same you're going for a ride, with your…
Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent
Friendly neighborhood narco man
Courtesy of your local FBI
Your friendly neighborhood narco daddy
All-american finking Feddie
There to trip you up while you are high
You duck into an alley way, thinking,
"Hey, maybe I can cop a J
And get back before the boss finds out I'm gone."
Remembering the golden rule
You look both ways, make sure it's cool
And when there ain't a soul for miles around
You clutch your baggie full of weed
And careful not to spill a seed
You roll a joint as big as Baltimore
And as you take that first big drag in
A helicopter drops a paddy wagon
Guess who's standing smiling by the door
It's your Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent
Friendly neighborhood narco man
Courtesy of your local CIA
Your friendly neighborhood college drop-out
Undercover copper cop-out
Keeping law and order bright and gay
Yes, you find out that the freak your trusted
Is the fink that got you busted
And 20 years is a long time to stay on the ground
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wildhorses
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Sun Oct-22-06 07:16 PM
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8. so now I know who agent mike is--- |
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another DU secret revealed:P
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Sun Oct-22-06 07:39 PM
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12. Christmas is just around the corner |
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The Pause of Mr. Claus words and music by Arlo Guthrie
This next song we're going to dedicate to a great American organization. Tonight I'd like to dedicate this to our boys in the FBI.
Well, wait a minute. It's hard to be an FBI man. I mean, first of all, being an FBI man, you have to be over 40 years old. And the reason is that it takes at least 25 years with the organization to be that much of a bastard. It's true. You just can't join, you know. It needs an atmosphere where your natural bastardness can grow and develop and take a meaningful shape in today's complex society.
But that's not why I want to dedicate the song to the FBI. I mean, the job that they have to do is a drag. I mean, they have to follow people around, you know. That's part of their job. Follow me around.
I'm out on the highway and I'm drivin' down the road and I run out of gasoline. I pull over to the side of the road. They gotta pull over too - make believe that they ran out, you know.
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Sun Oct-22-06 07:50 PM
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DON'T BOGART ME (DON'T BOGART THAT JOINT) (Elliot Ingber / Lawrence "Stash" Wagner)
Fraternity Of Man - 1969
Also recorded by: Robert Bradley's Blackwater Surprise; Bushmen Grateful Dead; Opie Handrix; Little Feat.
Don't Bogart that joint my friend Pass it over to me Don't Bogart that joint my friend Pass it over to me
Roll another one Just like the other one You've been hanging on to it And I sure would like a hit
Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oll another one Just like the other one That one's just 'bout burned to the end So come on and be a real friend
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Sun Oct-22-06 07:39 PM
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11. I'm much too big a wuss to do that. |
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I wouldn't know where to go to buy dope. I can just see it now; me, in a long trenchcoat and sunglasses, standing on the corner of Checkerberry Lane and Camelot Drive, waiting for a pusher to come along.
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