Geez, I don't know what I'm gonna do with these 10 Tastykake Pumpkin Pies

[LynneSin]

I mean, I really hate Pumpkin Pie

Maybe I should just toss them.......

:hide:

[atomic-fly]

1. I want that

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. OMG....

:rofl: :thumbsup: I'll bet you can't even tear a bowl with your hands... :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. You can fax me one!

:hi: :9

[LynneSin]

4. Wouldn't that kinda smush it or something

:shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. Yeah, but it'll still taste good!

:P

[LynneSin]

7. Pumpkin Pie Pancake

:shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

66. Hey, it tastes fine...

...So what if it's flat???

[LostinVA]

14. You don't need one!!!!!

[NewWaveChick1981]

65. Oh, yes I do...

:P I NEED pumpkin pie!!!

[LostinVA]

71. NOOOOOO

[The Brethren]

5. Toss em over here

....gently....wrapped in extra packaging with some cold-freeze bags. Pay Fed-Ex a little something not to steal them. :D

I'd be oh soooo grateful mmmmmmmmmm!

[LostinVA]

8. OMG!!!!!!!!!

You are a Freeper!!!

[LynneSin]

9. Whoops, I accidently dumped these in the garbage can

I'd dig them out but something in there smells really bad!

[LostinVA]

11. *sobsobsobsobsob*

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[LynneSin]

12. I haven't heard an apology yet

I think I'll dumb this smell nasty pasta on top of them!

[LostinVA]

13. An apology for what???

I love my sissie...

[LynneSin]

17. But you called me a freeper

Just up a few posts

:cry:

[LostinVA]

20. You know it was a lie!!!

:cry:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. Nah, I think she really is a Freeper.

While we chose to embrace ABC, she blocked it purely to throw us off her Freeper trail.

[LostinVA]

25. True... at least we're honest...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. Exactly. Does she realize you can't cover up the Freeper slime trail?

[LostinVA]

29. You know what they say about people in Delaware...

fREEp...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. Yep. That's what the say...

right after they make fun of their puny little state.

[LostinVA]

31. I don't even think it's really a state

I think it's an annex of Maryland.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. Makes sense to me. Really, what has Delaware given the world?

I can't think of a single thing. Can you?

[LostinVA]

33. Joe Biden -- 'nuf said

[LynneSin]

34. So what do YOUR democratic senators have to say about it??

Wait - your senators are both REPUKES including a RACIST to boot

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

36. Well, I have decent senators.

My Representative is a retard, but overall we're doing pretty good in NJ. In less than two hours, we might even get gay marriage.

[LynneSin]

39. So if it passes are you getting married

And if you do, am I the Maid of Dishonor?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. Not any time soon, but my cousin will be.

Honestly, I am so looking forward to seeing my dysfunctional family at a lesbian wedding.

[LostinVA]

38. VA did produce TJ...

And, I was born and raised in NJ.

[LynneSin]

42. I might actually care about that if this was the WHIG Underground

Try sticking with the 21st century, m'kay!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

45. *high five*

Hey, wait a minute...how did I end up on your side? Wasn't I siding with Lost a minute ago?

[LostinVA]

48. B-word

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

53. I know what you are, but what am I?

[LostinVA]

47. That ALMOST made me laugh

But then I rememebered you lied to me about pies, and I cried one pure, crystal tear instaed...

[LynneSin]

49. Well I'm guessing if I go back to the post office

They'll retrieve the package I just dropped off

[LostinVA]

50. *thud*

You know, it pisses me off that Haruka talks about you so badly, sweetie pie punkin.

Hey... have you lost weight????

[LynneSin]

54. Can we kick her out of the family

She's Jersey and you know about those Jersey girls and the trouble they cause!

We're better off without her in the sisterhood!

[LostinVA]

55. TROUBLE

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

58. What the hell?

Just toss me aside. You're out of the mafia, hetero.

[LynneSin]

60. There is no Lesbian Mafia

That thread got locked.

Probably because the Lesbians were upset that their secret was out

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

61. I think the Lesbian Mafia is only allowed to have apple picking threads.

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

56. I don't talk bad about her, suck-up.

[LostinVA]

69. LIAR

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

52. Did you save the tear, Crybaby?

[LostinVA]

70. I tattooed it onto my cheek and everything

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

44. Aren't you from the piney part of Jersey?

Honestly, if North Jersey had her way, that'd be a seperate state.

[LostinVA]

46. I told you NO

I'm not from the Pine Barrens -- from the Delaware Bay area.

And trust me, South NJ wishes they were a separate state, too.

[Gormy Cuss]

10. Toss'em at Midlo's teen son

He's apparently quite fond of pumpkin pie.

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. I'd toss 'em, and I love pumpkin pie. I don't trust chemical pies, though.

I can't imagine those are all-natural.

[LostinVA]

24. They are TASTYKAKES -- yum

SACRILEDGE!!!

[meegbear]

16. Chemicalkake Pumpkin Pies?

Have them after you have a Philly cheese "steak".

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Mail them to me. Screw LostinVA.

If she was meant to have them, she wouldn't live in the south.

[LostinVA]

21. B-WORD -- you just ate two the other day

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. No, I ate two on seperate days.

[LostinVA]

26. Oooooo... big fricking difference

[LSK]

19. ok, now what did I miss?

:shrug:

[LostinVA]

28. The Cliff's Notes version

Lynne told me she would mail me some Tastykake pumpkin pies and asked for my address. I PMed it to her, then suddenly she said she couldn't mail any pies... so, I figured she was a Freeper and just wanted my address. Now, she suddenly has such a surplus of their pumpkiny goodness that she's tossing them....


:cry: :cry: :cry:

[LynneSin]

37. I figured the TK website would have them available online for shipping

They didn't.

I mean, that's a hassle to buy pies, find crap to box up the pie and then wait 30 minutes in line at the post office to get postage to ship the pies

As for your address - that was just so I could setup a profile for you at Hannidate! I figured you could use a new redneck republican dimwitted boyfriend!

[LostinVA]

41. OMG -- THAT'S why I've been getting that weird spam!!!

[LynneSin]

57. I figured you'd appreciate the loving

:hide:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

62. Here's a man in VA lookin' for lovin'

[LostinVA]

72. Jeebus Christos

[LynneSin]

35. Just the fact that I'm gonna kick yer ass this week in Fantasy Football

and I had these 10 pumpkin pie tastykakes

[LSK]

40. not if Dante Hall has anything to do with it

Gotta love return yards!

:D

[LynneSin]

51. Have you seen the top players of the league?

#1 - Donavan McNabb (mine!)
#3 - Brian Westbrook (mine!)
#6 - Terry Holt (mine!)
#11 - Reggie Brown (mine!)

Your best player is a running back at #20

Dante Hall is gonna have to return every kickoff for a Touchdown if you're planning on beating me

:pals:

[LSK]

63. so why does the projected points have you winning by less than 1?

:hi:

[LynneSin]

64. It's been like that all season

And I still blow folks out of the water

:D

[Brewman_Jax]

59. I'll help out with those...

:9

[Patiod]

67. Go ahead. I'll just have my Tastykake KeyLimePie

Which is probably lemon pie, with green dye, but I don't care.

[wildhorses]

68. toss 'em my way--I know just what to do with them!!

freeze 9 of 'em for later and eat on the other one...breakfast, dinner and supper...yummy, thanks:P:hug::hi:

[LostinVA]

73. My plans exactly!!!

[wildhorses]

74. and then we can drive around in that cigarette boat and shoot

our 12 gauge over and unders:woohoo:

[LostinVA]

75. Hahaha

That would make a funny home video, actually!

[ChoralScholar]

76. Wow....

you dissed Tastykake AAAAND Pumpkin Pie in the same thread?

On a related note - the seasonal pumpkin pies at McDonalds are not too bad.

[GOPisEvil]

77. HELLO!!!!

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

78. What are they?

:shrug:

dg

[GOPisEvil]

79. TastyKake is a brand of pastry sold back east.

Sorta like Hostess, but better. Way better. I personally vouch for their tastiness, although I've never had the pumpkin pie variety.

[WolverineDG]

80. Oh, ok

Yankee food. That explains it.

I do like pumpkin pie, though. :) With lots & lots of Cool Whip.

dg

[GOPisEvil]

81. Let's just say that whenever I go back east anymore, I buy some

and bring it back with me. The thought of mail ordering food USED to seem crazy. Now I've done it. :blush:

[cmkramer]

82. Hmmm, TastyKake!

What I wouldn't give for a butterscotch krimpet right about now. A jelly one would do, too.

That and some Utz brand salt and vinegar potato chips. The other brands are way too weak for me. The Utz brand carried a wallop.

[GOPisEvil]

83. The Koffee Kakes are delicious too.

Mmmmmm....Butterscotch Krimpets...

[cmkramer]

84. And the TandyTakes

Don't forget the TandyTakes. I used to love the peanut butter ones.