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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-25-06 11:42 PM
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the 2nd Rule of the Lounge is
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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BBLouise Donating Member (41 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 02:07 AM
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1. That's funny.
Isn't that a variation on a "blonde" joke a few years back?
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 09:45 AM
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15. Welcome to DU!

This is a joke that is constantly cycling in the Lounge:hi:
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BBLouise Donating Member (41 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 01:10 PM
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16. I see that from the other responses. Thanks for the welcome
Edited on Thu Oct-26-06 01:11 PM by BBLouise
:hi:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 02:10 AM
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2. Fuck you.
Will we ever be safe from that joke?
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 02:10 AM
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3. Fuckin' A
:thumbsup:
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 02:11 AM
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4. DIE
....not you the joke...fuck you to you.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 02:12 AM
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5. Beast!
:spank:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 08:36 AM
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6. kick
:evilgrin:
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 08:40 AM
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7. Recommended!!!
That is a GREAT JOKE! How did you come up with it?
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 09:42 AM
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13. well I dreamed I was on this messageboard
And someone kept posting it!!!
:D
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 08:42 AM
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8. LSK is going DOWN this sunday - DOWN BIG TIME
:woohoo:

Go LynneSin Eagles

:woohoo:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 09:40 AM
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12. ...
Edited on Thu Oct-26-06 09:41 AM by LSK
Someone has to stop your reign of Eagles terror!

:P
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 01:14 PM
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17. You mean, aside from whatever team they are losing to that week?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 08:43 AM
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9. I have inadvertently clicked on this twice now...
:banghead:
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 09:21 AM
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10. MONSTER!
You're evil. :cry:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 09:38 AM
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11. Doh!
tricky mctrickster. :spank:
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dr.strangelove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 09:44 AM
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14. I recommended this thread
LSK, that was freaking great!
I love the first response had never heard this before. You have to love newbies.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 01:15 PM
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18. 7 votes. Sigh
I am, in spite of myself, impressed.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 01:20 PM
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19. another version of the blonde joke??
that is hysterical:rofl:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 01:24 PM
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20. Aaa aa aaaaa aaaa aaaaa aaa aaaahhh hhhhh!!!
Not THAT thing again.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 11:57 PM
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21. only 7 votes??? you folks are slipping!
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InvisibleTouch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 01:00 AM
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22. Recently I sent an Ebay item to Brazil...
...and guess what was going through my mind the whole time I was packing the package? That joke is evil, I tell you! ;)

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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 01:01 AM
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23. hooray!
:bounce:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 01:31 AM
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24. I'm alerting on you, troll.
:P
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