Dammit I want to get stoned

[catmandu57]

and i could do it too. I've been saving a little something to celebrate with, there is more than enough to wake and bake, and still have enough left over for either celebration or consolation.
So should I break off a piece and simmer or what?

[mainegreen]

1. Only if you dont have to go to work.

Dont waste the last bud on a work day!

[catmandu57]

2. I'm permanently retired

This is my work, so the only obstruction is reducing the stash.

[mainegreen]

3. Well shit, I say make a cuppa coffee or tea or what have you...

sit down, haul out the bong/bowl, put a record on the player and relax!

[peekaloo]

4. Yes.

Yes you should.

:smoke:

Um, what was the question again?

[catmandu57]

5. I don't know

I knew it a minute ago.

[meegbear]

6. Commit an act of blasphemy ...

You'll get stoned.

[Orsino]

7. But where we'll find a Lounger without sin is beyond me.

We could be here a while.

[Deep13]

9. Jehovah! Jehovah!

[Lady Freedom]

8. OK!? Hold still!!!

OH!! You meant the other! Sorry! How's your head??

[catmandu57]

11. Ouch

I thought it was just Kleeb that through rocks. So far I've resisted temptation, but the can is at hand and Iain Anderson is playing some good tunes. I may disappear shortly.

[Lady Freedom]

13. Hey no getting high unless...

You got enough for all of us!!!:evilgrin:

[catmandu57]

15. I thought that was bubble gum?

Reminds me of a story, About twenty five years ago, i got a small bag, this being during the reign of st. ronnie nobody had a job or money.
anyway, i had enough for maybe five small joints, I was with a buddy and we stopped in a bar in a little town near here. he knew people there i didn't and we asked a guy he knew if he wanted to burn one.
I went outside to twist one up thinking that the three of us would burn it, when i looked up the entire contents of the bar was standing there waiting for me to finish, including the bartender, about twenty people in all.
I said damn, i don't think I've got enough weed, so I just rolled it all.

[trof]

10. All we need is someone without sin

to cast the first one.
It ain't me, babe.
;-)

[BarenakedLady]

12. Can I come over?

:smoke:

[jobycom]

14. I'd rather the Biblical stoning than the kind you're talking about.

But that's me. If it's your thing, and you're confident that none of the 90K+ people reading DU can find your address and report you to the cops, or that the hundreds of cops screening the site looking for criminals will bother tracking you down, go for it.

When you start to feel really good, post some more. Some of the smartest and some of the dumbest stuff I've ever heard came from stoned folk. :)