Let's give a round of applause for Skinner, Earlg and Elad - Great job!!

[LynneSin]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Midlodemocrat]

1. If I were Skinner, EarlG or Elad, I would be SO serving you

a granite cookie right about now.

[redqueen]

2. oooh sneaky!

[LSK]

3. ban this troll!

:D

[underpants]

4. Then Bush looks around the room and says "We need new ideas

we need a new plan" there is complete silence. No one has anything to offer until finally the soft whispering voice of a staffer is heard to say "Well at this point maybe we should at least consider interpretive dance"

[BarenakedLady]

5. Damn it!

I've been fooled a second time.

[madinmaryland]

6. ALERTED!!!

:spank:

Here we go again!!

[johnnie]

7. LOL, good one

:thumbsup:

[LynneSin]

8. Thanks! I'm the Brazillian champ

:woohoo: