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Rabbit of Caerbannog Donating Member (742 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 10:59 AM
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Wow! Ann Coulter found dead!
Ann Coulter, the outspoken conservative columnist and bestselling polemical author, was found dead this week in her Connecticut home. She was 63. Local authorities listed the cause of death as “self-inflicted wounds.” She is survived by her pit bull, Pius XII. She had no known friends or parents.

Rest of the obituary is at: http://www.oldtroutmag.com/docs/GraveOffense.pdf

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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 11:00 AM
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1. A brief flash of hope, followed by disappointment
:hi:
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Hobarticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 11:16 AM
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2. Without a stake through her heart, she'd just come back again
to prey on the living...
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 12:10 PM
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6. As I understand it ...
after the stake, you must remove the head, stuff the mouth with garlic, and then bury the head and the body seperately ...
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 11:18 AM
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3. You had my hopes up for a second.
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 11:26 AM
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4. TEASE! (NT)
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 11:37 AM
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5. THAT'S NOT NICE!
Get people's hopes up like that, only to find it's a joke...
Bad Rabbit! No carrot!
:spank:


somehow, I get the feeling Ms. Coulter isn't exactly popular around here...:sarcasm::evilgrin:
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 12:38 PM
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7. how could they tell?
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 12:54 PM
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8. You tease, you!!!!!
Too bad it ain't real. :(
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