Agent Mike is doing more than listening now.

[ContraBass Black]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2487403


I hope you're all behaving.


:evilgrin:

[ThomCat]

1. Agent Mike needs an enema.

And then he needs a better job.

[Mutley]

2. Hi Agent Mike.

:hi:

:evilgrin:

[hfojvt]

3. Agent Mike is no match for

Secret Agent X-9

"See the cat? See the cradle?"

[Downtown Hound]

4. Who exactly is Agent Mike?

Forgive my ignorance, I'm just curious if he's a real person or just a name given to some of those government folks that we know read this site.

[sarge43]

5. Just the name -- I think.

:hi: Agent Mike

[Zorra]

21. He's our pet Fed. I believe it was Bev Harris that named him. n/t

[jobycom]

22. Probably a myth. A few years ago Bev Harris claimed he was

harrassing her, following her around, spying on her, monitoring DU, even appearing on commercial flights next to her. She accompanied such stories with requests for donations for her BBV stuff, saying that she must be doing something right if the Feds (I forget whether he was FBI or SS) were that afraid of her.

Some of us doubted her story, and more began to doubt it after other problems with her stories showed up. He may have been a real person that she exagerated, or he may have been completely fictional. You can probably search bevharris and Agent Mike and find the original posts. They would have been after the 2004 or maybe the 2002 elections, I forget.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I dunno why this is news

Seriously — I'm surprised this isn't a weekly occurrence. :shrug:

Common sense and an appropriate degree of paranoia tell us we're being watched. With many thousands of posts every day, you'd think the SS would find more than occasional cause for alarm, wouldn't you?

[sarge43]

8. It wouldn't be news except management posted a message

that SS wants them to hand over all info on a couple of posters who supposedly made death threats on one of the boards against Dear Leader. FWIW

[wildhorses]

7. 'sup

Mike:smoke:

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. It's time to start Project X-Enema...look for the Use Code Only! thread

with the Eagle message....

[RevCheesehead]

10. Yeah, but in his defense, he is kinda hot.

:hi:

[ContraBass Black]

17. Bah. I can do better than that.

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

25. *gasp*

:wow:



:applause:

[Ptah]

11. Hi, Mike!

:hi:

This next song we're going to dedicate to a great American
organization. Tonight I'd like to dedicate this to our boys
in the FBI.

Well, wait a minute. It's hard to be an FBI man. I mean, first
of all, being an FBI man, you have to be over 40 years old.
And the reason is that it takes at least 25 years with the
organization to be that much of a bastard. It's true. You just
can't join, you know. It needs an atmosphere where your
natural bastardness can grow and develop and take a
meaningful shape in today's complex society.

But that's not why I want to dedicate the song to the FBI. I
mean, the job that they have to do is a drag. I mean, they have
to follow people around, you know. That's part of their job.
Follow me around.

I'm out on the highway and I'm drivin' down the road and I
run out of gasoline. I pull over to the side of the road. They
gotta pull over too - make believe that they ran out, you
know.

I go to get some gasoline. They have to figure out whether
they should stick with the car or follow me. Suppose I don't
come back and they're stayin' with the car.

Or if I fly on the airplanes, I could fly half fare because I'm 12
to 22. And they gotta pay the full fare. But the thing is that
when you pay the full fare, you have to get on the airplane
first, so that they know how many seats are left over for the
half fare kids. Right? And sometimes there aren't any seats
left over, and sometimes there are, but that doesn't mean that
you have to go.

Suppose that he gets on and fills up the last seat, so you can't
get on. Then he gets off then you can get on. What's he gonna
do?

[MoseyWalker]

12. that was way too good

:toast:

[two gun sid]

13. Hi, Fuckstick!!...

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. This is a job for Inspector Jenis!

[sarge43]

15. Nelly, damn you. You owe me another keyboard

:spray:

[Evergreen Emerald]

16. BUSH SUCKS

Exercising free speech.

[Bassic]

23. That's fine.

The posts in question actually called for the death of the president. Not only is that just dumb, it's also against DU rules.

[Evergreen Emerald]

29. yes, I understood that from the beginning...

but thanks. Oh, and: Bush Sucks.

[Bassic]

30. I heard somwhere,

that Bush sucks. Have you heard the rumour? :)

[Ptah]

31. That's the word on the street.

santa

[Evergreen Emerald]

33. hehehe

I have heard it from all corners of the earth.

[XemaSab]

18. as long as agent mike bears more than a passing resemblance to

He can have my number any day! :hi:

[idgiehkt]

19. thanks for posting that

I would have missed it otherwise. wow that is creepy.

[Zorra]

20. He's monitoring Project X very closely. So semper ubi sub ubi. n/t

[Haole Girl]

24. You hope we're all behaving?

Uh...which corner of the courtyard are we supposed to meet-up at again?

[southpaw]

26. Hunter S. Thompson could relate!

here is a link to a piece of an interview from the late 80's... P.J. O'Rourke chatting with HST about an incident where the Secret Service got involved after he (Thompson) made jokes about harming then vice-president GHW Bush.

It's a fun little read: http://gunsanddope.tribe.net/thread/956c2408-07b7-4f54-8add-532cf06000fb

[deucemagnet]

28. Great article!

But I'll bet that these days you can't even say Bush should be fucked by an 800-lb acid-crazed elk. :shrug:

[cobalt1999]

27. You all are just jealous

Think about it...he gets PAID to read this message board.

How many of you would like that jig?

[In_The_Wind]

32. I always behave!

:evilgrin: