Does Agent Mike wear boxers or briefs?

[undeterred]

[Deja Q]

1. Sorry, I'm more interested in his partner...

Agent Carol. :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Agent Mike is a republican - he has no penis, and so no underwear needed.

[leftofthedial]

3. you could follow him around and when he takes a leek . . .

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Agent Mike's naughty bits

are hermetically sealed for your protection.

[miss_american_pie]

5. Lace boyshorts

:shrug:

[sarge43]

6. Jock strap, stuffed w/socks - just like The Man. n/t

[Downtown Hound]

7. Tidey Whities

[Ptah]

8. For Agent Mike

And that's why tonight I'd like to dedicate it to every FBI
man in the audience. I know you can't say nothin', you know,
you can't get up and say "Hi!" cause then everybody knows
that you're an FBI man and that's a drag for you and your
friends.

They're not really your friends, are they? I mean, so you can't
get up and say nothin' 'cause other wise, you gotta get sent
back to the factory and that's a drag for you and it's an
expense for the government, and that's a drag for you.

We're gonna sing you this Christmas carol. It's for all you
bastards out there in the audience tonight. It's called "The
Pause of Mr. Claus".

Why do you sit there so strange?
Is it because you are beautiful?
You must think you are deranged
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?

You must think Santa Clause weird
He has long hair and a beard
Giving his presents for free
Why do police guys mess with peace guys?

Let's get Santa Clause 'cause;
Santa Clause has a red suit
He's a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What's in the pipe that he's smoking?

Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night.
He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tight
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?

[Evergreen Emerald]

9. camouflage thong

:)

[TheBaldyMan]

10. ladies underwear - just like J Edgar Hoover