We wouldn't have all these leek threads if Oeditpus Rex had shared his gum.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Bastard.

The teacher even asked him if he brought enough for everyone, but he just laughed. Laughed, and then emptied his Colt .45 into her sternum. And even though that WAS pretty goddamned funny, and I'm still laughing about it, especially the look on her husband's face when he came to deliver lunch to her the sentimental idiot, still, Oeditpus never shared his gum.