I'm RetroLounge, and I am Gay...

[RetroLounge]

I'm Howard's Father, and I'm Gay


I'm Howard's Mother, and I'm a Lesbian


I'm gay!


Howard, am I gay too?


I'm, uhm, you know, Gay...


I'm RetroLounge, and I am gay too...


I'm George Bush and I'm a total fucking asshole and these activist courts are now enemy combatants...


RL

[LeftyMom]

1. I can't believe you cost us the Senate.

:grr:














:sarcasm:

[RetroLounge]

4. All part of my evil plan...

or something...

:hi:

RL

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Oh apparently, we shouldn't say that sarcastically.

I'm supposed to happily wait for my rights. If not, I'm being bitter and aggressive.

[RetroLounge]

11. What, you can't wait a few weeks to be equal?

That is SO selfish...

RL

[LeftyMom]

20. They wouldn't say that if it were their rights.

Hell, most people in this country can barely stand to wait through a traffic light and we're to believe that they'd just wait smilingly for equality in your sensible shoes?

Fuck that. :grr:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. I know.

I just kicked an article that shoots down all the chicken little "the gays are ruining our chances!" naysayers. Unfortunately, it was pretty much ignored earlier, since people would rather scapegoat.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2487391&mesg_id=2487391

[Deja Q]

2. You make me wish I didn't change my mind about my life...

O8)

[Deja Q]

10. I know...

:P :rofl:


I'm a forgettable guy.

[RetroLounge]

25. I can change you back...

:loveya:

RL

[Shakespeare]

3. I'm Will Pitt, and I'M gay!

Well, we're all William Pitt, aren't we? :7

[RetroLounge]

5. ...

:rofl:

RL

[Guava Jelly]

6. I'm GoPsUx and I'm a big ol lesbian queer

:)

[RetroLounge]

8. Great! There goes the House too...

Gonna cost us the unions next...

:hug:

RL

[Guava Jelly]

12. wanna get married ??

Pie turned me down already..
may as well swap teams :rofl;

[RetroLounge]

19. Ooh, getting slapped down by MAP is an honor...

That makes you twice as attractive.

So yes, marry me...

:I DO:

RL

[Guava Jelly]

23. yay I'm gonna be the happiest goil alive

:7

[RetroLounge]

26. You can't wear white...

you won't fool anybody.

I on the other hand am pure...

:hi:

RL

[Guava Jelly]

29. I wanna wear a pink dress

And I want Bette Midler to sing "wind beneath my wings" wilst i walk down the isle :7

[LostinVA]

36. That's right, you are!

[yvr girl]

9. So it IS contagious!

You should have used protection.

[RetroLounge]

14. Don't believe in protection...

My soldier doesn't wear a helmet...

Now I got the Gay...

:9

RL

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. *sigh* the cute ones always are....

:P

[RetroLounge]

15. You too, huh?

:shrug:

RL

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. Well now that you've taken away my hope...

:cry:

:P

[Catshrink]

16. My thoughts exactly.

Damn, I had no idea RL was such a babe.

[RetroLounge]

21. OMG! A Bear's Fan?

and I got the gay. Damn...

:blush:

RL

[Catshrink]

32. Well, we can send you to a Jesus camp

they promise to "fix" that. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Oh yeah!

And sometimes he wears leather pants. :9

[xchrom]

17. your panini grill is coming express mail.

along with your next assignment from Gay Central Committee.

[RetroLounge]

27. ...

:rofl:

My Very Own Panini Grill!!!

You guys have a great agenda. Glad to be on board.

:hi:

RL

[xchrom]

31. we accidentally over ordered purple ones.

you were warned.

[LostinVA]

37. Wait a sec, I thought you guys got an espresso machine???

That's what the Queer Appliance Award Department Supervisor told me...

[xchrom]

38. oh god -- not again -- Gay Central Committee has told those

queens a thousand times:

toasters, in designer colours
espresso machines in three colours, black, white and stainless
and panini grills -- these come in colours as available.

the last batch was DISASTER -- we thought we were ordering eggplant -- but the panini grills came in a horrendous purple.

heteros are completely stymied by the whole tasteful colour thingy.

[LostinVA]

39. OMG -- does GCC have some straight guys working as temps?

EGGPLANT?! I was told we have to call it "aubergine."

[xchrom]

40. it is aubergine.

but sometimes the people we order from are straight.

the last batch was a train wreck.

on edit: they don't know their auberine from their ass.

[LostinVA]

41. *sigh*

[greatauntoftriplets]

24. Guess your wife took the toaster????

:shrug:

[RetroLounge]

28. a 4 slice too...

:9

RL

[regularguy]

33. What exit?

[Phillycat]

34. No you're not.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5775170&mesg_id=5775283 :evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

35. Yay! Retrolounge!

[Hand]

42. Who'da thunk it?

The guy who posts the daily poem thread :toast: is GAY? :wow: