Can someone please post the Gay Agenda again please?

[Phillycat]

We need it, since people are using the phrase UNIRONICALLY in GD. :eyes:

Thanks.

[xchrom]

1. if liberals/progressives are using the gay agenda

SERIOUSLY -- then maybe they aren't -- know what i mean?

[LeftyMom]

2. It's missing

http://fakegaynews.com/index.php/2006/03/gay-agenda-misplaced-feared-lost/

The Human Rights Campaign (HRC), the nation’s largest national gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender political organization is facing harsh criticism from other gay rights groups over the apparent loss of the 2006 Gay Agenda.

HRC spokesperson, Steven Fisher, broke the news yesterday at a press conference in New York. “We had this year’s final gay agenda drafted. We sent one of our interns to make copies, and he inadvertently left it on a crosstown bus on his way to Kinkos.”

The highly sensitive document, a political playbook of sorts for homosexual activists, was to be distributed to a select group of high-ranking gay rights leaders next month at the annual Lavender Law conference and Tea Dance.

When asked why HRC kept no backup copies, Fisher went on the defensive. “You can’t have multiple copies of the Agenda just floating around. As in prior years, we maintained only one copy of the 2006 Agenda to make certain it didn’t fall into the wrong hands. Obviously, conservative Christian groups would love to get an advance peek of what we’re up to. Secrecy is vital! Our continued, successful assault on traditional family values depends on the element of surprise.” (Vitally important story continues at link)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Again?

They were using it in GD: P earlier, but now there's a new thread. God...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Oddly enough, I have a copy of the gay agenda around in a purple folder.

Amazingly, it just says that we want equal rights and has a bunch of reasons why we deserve them. Along with protest and media info.

[Phillycat]

5. No, no

The one that says something like:

12:00 Brunch

1:00-1:25 World Domination

1:25-1:45 Power Nap

etc. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Here ya go...

6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of homo breeding gulags where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)"

[Phillycat]

8. THAT'S THE ONE, thanks!

:rofl:

[hedgehog]

12. But what about the toasters!

Don't forget the toasters!

It was embarrassing when my daughter came out. I had to explain to her about the toasters. Sheesh! What kind of indoctrination camps are the gays running anyways?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. That's the lesbian agenda. I think gay men get a panini maker.

I knew about the toasters when I came out, since I had already seen that episode of "Ellen."

[cautiouslywaiting]

16. LOL

I've got that one too. So little time, so much work to do.

[Guava Jelly]

7. first ..Take over Planet

second Turn all humans into slaves
third ..Wait I thought you said Grey Agenda?

[mainegreen]

9. Please tell me no one actually said 'Gay Agenda'..

Pretty please. I thought this was DU.

[Phillycat]

10. Oh yeah.

Wait, let me find the thread, I will edit.

Edit: here you are:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=2906241&mesg_id=2906275

[mainegreen]

11. .......

:cry:
I will never understand this stuff.
It seems to me it should come down to empathy.
*sigh*

[WhollyHeretic]

17. I cannot believe what I just read on that thread

A thread titled "Liberalism use to stand for more than Gay Rights and Abortion on Demand..." and it had 17 recomendations too. :grr:

[lizziegrace]

18. How old are you? n/t

[WhollyHeretic]

19. 29. Why?

[lizziegrace]

20. I was a liberal/democrat

way before you were born. There's a long,long history of liberalism in this country. We were hippies, anti-war protestors and fought for civil rights, among other things.

I'm trying to understand your perspective in this thread.

[WhollyHeretic]

21. I'm not sure what that has to do with anything I said.

I was upset the people were dismissing civil rights and using right-wing talking points.

[KitchenWitch]

13. matcom stole my copy of the gay agenda.

:grr:

[izzybeans]

15. Shoot I posted this like a few hours ago.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5770715&mesg_id=5773196

Mystery solved.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. Locking

Calling out and continuing a flamewar.

Respectfully submitted,
CaliforniaPeggy
DU Moderator