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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 09:54 PM
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post something funny
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 09:55 PM
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1. You first!
:)

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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 09:56 PM
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2. everyones heard my joke
Edited on Sun Oct-29-06 09:56 PM by LSK
:evilgrin:
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 09:57 PM
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3. I used to work in an orange juice canning facility
I got fired, tho - couldn't concentrate.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 09:58 PM
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4. Breaking ! Man to land on the Sun!
Edited on Sun Oct-29-06 09:58 PM by Ptah

Yes the Sun.







NASA's heretofore secret mission to put man on the Sun is nearing completion.












Let's switch to Mission Control.


























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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 09:59 PM
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5. Whatevah, Whatevah! I do what I want!
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 10:03 PM
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6. Thought this was funny...
"They were talking to President Bush about what he likes to do in his spare time. He said what he likes to do ... is get on the Internet and he Googles. ... He likes to look at satellite photos of his ranch. Well, great. How about looking for Osama bin Laden?" --David Letterman
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querelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 10:04 PM
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7. Okay..........


Q
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hyde Donating Member (90 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 10:10 PM
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8. my humble attempt...
Edited on Sun Oct-29-06 10:22 PM by hyde
Paraphrasing a joke from Conan:

A pharmacutical company has come out today with a drug that they say can give a man an erection for twice as long as Viagra. Yes...yes. And in related news, Elisabeth Dole has gone into hiding.
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 10:18 PM
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9. Hammer!
Apply Directly to the Forehead!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m-8MhdPQ8DY
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