An Open Letter To The Secret Service

[Floogeldy]

Gentlemen and Ladies:

Thank you for your service to our country. All of us here appreciate and understand that harm to the President Of The United States (and all of the people you protect) is always, in every case, a bad thing. God forbid it ever happen. I think I can safely speak for all of us when I say that we support you and your efforts, 100%.

We admire you. We know that you are skilled, professional and dedicated. In fact, I am sure that we do not have a clue the hardships you must endure to ensure that all of the people you protect stay safe and unharmed. It is a huge responsibility you have, and history has shown that you folks are excellent. You are the best of the best, no doubt.

Just because the majority of us here think that George W. Bush is the biggest fucking evil brain-damaged moron to ever hold the office of the presidency does not mean that we have the desire, will or ability to harm him physically. You can count on that.

And thanks for checking out whoever may have threatened the President on this site. That is scary.

Long live America.

Thanks,

Floog

[rug]

1. Suckass.

[Bucky]

2. Why you brown nosing these people, Floogy? Got wayward thoughts?

Did you see that stupid movie? It is a stupid idea for a movie--feeds the Fox machine and will help turn out their base to vote. Anyway, I just thought I'd warm up your thread with the implied suggestion that your very thoughts are crimes.