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Mon Oct-30-06 11:22 AM
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| Gather 'Round Kiddies For Matcom's Sssscccaarrryyyy Halloween Joke 'O The Day! |
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A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
The coffin stops
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Mon Oct-30-06 11:37 AM
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Mon Oct-30-06 06:47 PM
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Mon Oct-30-06 11:38 AM
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| matcom
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Mon Oct-30-06 12:21 PM
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| 3. but you were scared right? |
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Mon Oct-30-06 12:32 PM
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| 7. no, but I have a kitten to help me feel safe |
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 you may now try again. :hi: |
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Mon Oct-30-06 12:24 PM
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| 4. I bet you got a brazillion of those... |
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Mon Oct-30-06 12:26 PM
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why didn't he just kick it in the nuts and run away to start with?
How could the casket have kept up with him?
Maybe he made up the story to explain the missing cough medicine
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Mon Oct-30-06 12:30 PM
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| 6. how long are you playing this halloween gig? |
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Mon Oct-30-06 12:39 PM
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Mon Oct-30-06 06:45 PM
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Mon Oct-30-06 06:55 PM
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| 12. want me to extend it till Valentines Day? |
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Mon Oct-30-06 06:51 PM
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| 11. Why can't Dracula father children? |
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Because he has a "Hollow weenie!"
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Mon Oct-30-06 07:13 PM
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| 13. Am I the only one to notice a slippage in Matcom News? |
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Mon Oct-30-06 11:30 PM
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| 14. I've already seen that one. |
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Someone e-mailed it to me last week.
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Tue Oct-31-06 12:40 AM
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| 15. There was a short story or a poem once that was about a young boy |
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being chased by a coffin. It was actually pretty creepy. But that's all I remember about it.
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