texas1928
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Mon Oct-30-06 02:27 PM
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Public health announcement. |
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Here's a Public Health Warning
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
FACTS 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Mon Oct-30-06 02:28 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Mon Oct-30-06 02:29 PM
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Mon Oct-30-06 03:00 PM
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Mon Oct-30-06 03:02 PM
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4. OMG. That is friggin hilarious. |
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Mon Oct-30-06 04:48 PM
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7. A coworker did not get it. |
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Mon Oct-30-06 03:43 PM
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5. I need to learn spanish.. |
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Mon Oct-30-06 04:48 PM
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Mon Oct-30-06 04:50 PM
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8. A sedentary lifestyle is what kills Americans... |
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English has precious little to do with it, and plenty from those other countries can speak English.
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Mon Oct-30-06 08:47 PM
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9. Same argument the coworker gave who did not get it. |
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Edited on Mon Oct-30-06 08:47 PM by texas1928
It is a joke.
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