From now on I'm only reading threads that have my name in the title

[Rabrrrrrr]

I'm just too busy to read anything that doesn't somehow involve me and my unable-to-be-sated Limbaugh's-ass-sized ego.

[LaraMN]

1. Okay.

Fair enough.

[Haole Girl]

2. Thanks a lot for mentioning Limbaugh's ass

:-(

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I could have mentioned his flacid little paper-clip-sized penis.

But I had the decency not to.

:P

[Haole Girl]

4. W-H-Y?!!

[matcom]

5. but you read THIS thread and it DOESN'T have your name in the title

fucking LIAR! :grr:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. I was too busy thinking of you naked, face down on a barcalounger

on the Mediterranean coast, with a daiquiri stuck in your ass and that "Come hither" look in your eye that first grabbed my attention at the Million Man March when you invaded me in the portapotty.

[SOteric]

7. Pardon me while I go poke out my mind's eye.

[matcom]

9. what do you have against the Million Man March?

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. She's clearly a sexist. If she were lesbian, like us, she'd understand.

Until then, I shall pout.

[SOteric]

11. It's not the March. It's the thought of you in a barcalounger,

the furniture store equivalent to Barry Manilow albums, Coors and the 'artwork' of Thomas Kinkade.

[matcom]

8. understandable

that look took me years of practice. i know the one you mean. my 'George Hamilton with smoke in his eye smelling a nasty fart look.'

believe me. you aren't the only one who swoons

[KamaAina]

12. What if someone switches the third and fifth 'r's in "Rabrrrrrr"?

Like I just did?

GOTCHA!

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Then that person will be annihilated, both physically,

and from human memory.

My wrath is not to be fucking trifled with.