Does anyone else find Dracula boring?

[Montauk6]

I mean, he's such a buzzkill. And the whole crew: Renfield, Von Helsing, bats, zzzzz...

The whole "BLEAH BLEAH" just sounds like "blah blah" to me.

And let's be real, OK? The only reason any of these films attract any curiosity are for the heaving bosoms.

C'mon! Look at these jokers... give me a break!




OK, OK, I'll CONCEDE Nosferatu was a scary emm-effer!


But these guys? Please...

[Deja Q]

1. Well, he must be very boring...

He doesn't want to suck me so I've moved on in life...

:yoiks:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. Actually, I prefer the true story of Vlad Dracula.

There's a movie called Dark Prince: The True Story of Dracula. It is very good, even though not completely accurate.
Duckie

[BlueIris]

26. After I found out more about the historical Dracula, I was so much

less interested in the myths. They don't have anything on the real thing. And I think said real thing gets far too much flak for being such a butchering despot. He was also militarily brilliant.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

27. He's a hero to the people of Romania. (I think that's his country).

They get pissed when they hear talk of the myths.
Duckie

[mainegreen]

3. Who doesn't like black-lace heaving bosoms?

I thought that's the whole point of these movies. To have a reason to show black-lace heaving bosoms.

[Deja Q]

4. Aren't you thinking of the Elvira movies?

:evilgrin:

[mainegreen]

5. When I was five she was my dream girl!

[Montauk6]

6. I'm always reminded of her, for some reason, when I see Heart

[mainegreen]

8. They overlap in time period don't they? nt

[Montauk6]

14. Not necessarily...

WHITE-laced heaving bosoms were also offered

[Deja Q]

21. Not with that hair!

:rofl:

[democracyindanger]

7. You clearly have never gone to a karaoke bar

with Drac.

[Montauk6]

12. Not after he and Wolfman got us all thrown out of TGIFriday's!

[Lethe]

9. vampires suck. werewolves kick ass.

i think werewolves are more scary. They tap into the human fear of some crazed wild animal stalking you at night in the woods, waiting to eviscerate you. (which is possible, but not likely by a werewolf)

vampires are just pathetic guys in goth makeup with weird accents and bad teeth.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. It's because you don't have the only other correct one

Nosferatu - yes

Gary Oldman - also yes



Every other dracula movie has been shit, as was Dark Shadows.

[Montauk6]

13. Ehh...I got too distracted by the gentleman on the left's horrid "acting"

[libnnc]

15. ruined it for me too...

I really like that movie but Keanu...ugh.

[Ilsa]

11. Gary Oldman was the best, IMO.

My favorite was Gary Oldman wooing Winona Ryder:



"I have crossed oceans of time to find you."

I melted right there.

[hippywife]

24. That movie and Gary Oldman

get my vote as the best ever, too.

The book by Bram Stoker was an excellent read.

[mykpart]

16. PBS did a minseries that had Louis Jourdan as Dracula.

I liked it, and also George Hamilton in Love At First Bite!

[Montauk6]

17. LOUIS JORDAN PLAYED DRACULA??? COOL!!!

[China_cat]

20. Sexy as hell, too

Jordan's was the most sensual and seductive Dracula ever.

Just checked. Doesn't look like Netflix has it. Darn!

[REDKING]

18. Dracula sucks.......

I know,I know...fucking awful joke.....Peace RkB-)

[Blue-Jay]

19. How could you leave out....

[Montauk6]

23. I just saw him recently in an episode of Bonanza on TV Land

[LostinVA]

22. Buffy had a funny episode about this

Spike and Anya were especially amusing.

[Auggie]

25. Howard Cosell... LOL!

[trof]

28. Nope. Funny.