Our porch light is burnt out, I can't find a spare and all the trick or treaters are avoiding my

[LeftyMom]

house like the plauge. Cool. :toast:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. We had one group. They arrived in the most hilarious of ways.

Three dads on ATVs towing kids behind them on a trailer.

Talk about dangerous parenting.

:rofl:

[ChoralScholar]

7. Yeah, sorry about that.

:(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. I thought it was pretty amusing actually.

I actually have an ATV myself, but I don't have a helmet yet. The safety chat I got involved, "yeah, it's illegal to drive this thing on the roads and it's illegal to drive it without a helmet...so make sure there's no cops around."

[AWESOM-O]

2. More candy for you

...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Welcome to DU!

Enjoy yourself in our crazy, addictive little village! :hi:

[LeftyMom]

3. Update: I fixed the light, total trick or treater count was seven.

LK finally got his danged costume on and went out with my sister, leaving me home to distribute candy while drinking a beer and sexually harassing flvegan on the phone. :toast:

[Swamp Rat]

4. BOO!

:D

[LeftyMom]

5. Jesus Christ!

You scared me there! :D

[evlbstrd]

6. I left my porch light off.

And let the dog out. Zero kids.
Someone turned the light on at ten while letting the dog in and one kid came by. Sorry, no candy.

[hfojvt]

11. just be careful when you use your outhouse

someone might tip it over - with you in it.

After all, the phrase is - trick or treat.

[donheld]

8. You did that on purpose

so you could eat all the candy :D :toast:

[LeftyMom]

12. I did not.

My sister bought the candy and it has dairy in it, so I haven't had a speck.

I did have two beers though. :)

[leftofthedial]

13. I had the same "problem"

You know, fun-size Mars Bars make a pretty decent breakfast . . .

[AngryAmish]

14. Atta girl!