Man Sneaks Into Home, Licks Woman's Toe - Chased By Husband

[matcom]

<snip>

STUART, Fla. --A man with mischief afoot entered a home and licked the toe of a sleeping woman over the weekend, police said. The man reportedly licked the woman's left big toe while she was sleeping early Sunday, the Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers reported.

The woman was sleeping next to her husband, who chased the suspect from the house and down the street.

The suspect was wearing a black, hooded sweat shirt, white shorts and white shoes.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/10/31/man_accused_of_licking_womans_toe?mode=PF

[trof]

1. How 'bout them toe-lickers

Ain't they wiggy?
Lickin' them toeseys,
Tonguing them piggies.
;-)

[Bunny]

2. Has anybody checked on the whereabouts of sniffa?

:shrug:

[underpants]

3. Dick Morris?

:bounce:

[Crabby Appleton]

4. you can't hardly do anything anymore

without someone trying to make a federal case out of it.

[mainegreen]

5. *cough* FLORIDA! nt

[BreweryYardRat]

9. Why is it always MY state?!

[Deja Q]

6. Did he wear socks?

:rofl:

[Drum]

7. And I'm STILL outta breath!

Snagged my hoodie on a damn fence...and these shoes aren't white anymore.

x(

[One_Life_To_Give]

8. Who knew Limpballs could run? n/t

[RedStateShame]

10. Is anyone else humming "Yakety Sax" while reading this?

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. That reporter is fired

"mischief afoot." :eyes: