Subject:CDC WARNING

[Puglover]

The center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is call "Gonorrhea Lectim"

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed how this destuctive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

So now we know.

:scared:

[Bassic]

1. Every election.

This joke comes back. Is there no end?

[Midlodemocrat]

2. I know. Ugh. Pretty tiresome. I wish that this joke would make the rounds instead.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


:P

Sorry. Had to do it.

[Bassic]

4. I hate you.

:*



(ok I don't really hate you, but you know what I mean ;))

[Puglover]

3. Well it's 1st time I've heard it.

I hope I haven't ruined your day.

[Bassic]

5. Not at all.

I just thought I'd remark on it.

I hope I haven't ruined _your_ day.

[Puglover]

6. Nah, just made me feel abit

silly.

[Bassic]

9. Nothing silly about it if you've never heard it before.

I just heard it about 2 dozen times, that's all.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. First time I heard it, I thought it was hilarious. It's a funny joke.

[Puglover]

8. I guess I'm way

behind the joke curve. :)

[Kajsa]

10. He-he, ;-)

It's the first time I've heard it.

It's a winner!

:7 :thumbsup: