Bible gets poor reviews

[Courtesy Flush]

This is funny. People posted user reviews on the Amazon UK site.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Holy-Bible/dp/0840700555/sr=8-2/qid=1161940167/ref=pd_ka_2/202-6637943-7511005

[idgiehkt]

1. "Disgusting piece of fantasy trash"

"The book, lengthy and difficult to read, is set in a fantasy world where 'God' creates his own world and then procedes to bully all his creations, apart from his favourite ones. He has a huge temper and kills almost everyone quite a few times - especially gay people and those of different religions to his."

These are hysterical, thanks for the link.



:rofl:

"About half way through the book God has a son around Christmas time (though this part wasn't explained very well) by having sex with a girl named Mary (who is actually married - but the husband doesn't seem to mind). This son is such a dickhead that he only has 12 friends, and by the end of his short life he gets tortured to death."

:rofl: freaking hysterical :rofl:

[Kali]

2. ...

:spray:

[Arugula Latte]

3. Love it!

Hard to believe that silly book is still influencing so many.

[Initech]

4. "Perfect read for stoners"

:spray:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

5. Kicking this one. Hilarious!